Krieger, Bob

"... all very impressive Mr Harcourt... any other fiscal measures besides frequent flyer points?"

PNE See the Bearded Lady! The Indian Rubber Man!! Real Live Socreds!!

Killer Whale Whale Killer

"Da, da... prices are high, goods are scarce, lineups are long and rubles are worthless but at least there is no GST, da?"

"One good thing about the hockey strike...it sure kept the constitution outa the news..."

Mulroney's Repair Shoppe

"Nice to see the Prime Minister showing a little more class than usual" "Indeed..."

[Mikhail Gorbachev and Boris Yeltsin carrying a large hammer and sickle]

AIDS scare hits NHL "okay... but no bleeding" "okay"

"Another $160 million for the road?" "...don't mind if I do..."

"First Donald Marshall... Now David Milgaard..." "This never woulda happened in the good il' days..."

"Racists!!!" "Well... oh ya?!! So?!!"

[Woman carries a cross labeled "Duke"]

Social Credit Peanuts Bankrupt

"Eh bien... the suspect committed suicide... like any other black person living in Quebec"

"NDP government? Gee... I hadn't noticed."

[Joe Clark depicted as a superhero]

"Canadians are extremely upset with your coup... for some silly reason..."

"Hello... BC Social Credit Party... Can I help you?"

Social Credit Party Headquarters

...You're getting sleepy...

"Yo! Brian! How 'bout ordering US back to work?!"