Krieger, Bob

"Um... due to the limited turnout you're all delegates. The results are: 9 for Rita, 2 for Mel and... um... the janitor supports Harcourt."

"I distinctly recall saying not to give Al-Mashat a visa It was right after I won the war"

"... sure it's humiliating being on welfare but... hey... it could be worse... I could be the minister responsible..."

... hence the Tories' interest in gun control... "... oh damn..."

The Canadian Eye Test "How many refugees does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Spot the bigger joke

"... poor, helpless bastards" "... Kurds? Bangladeshis? Ethiopians?" "... Socreds"

AlZALMer's? "Bill Vander who?"

"Lucky Kurds..."

"tsk, tsk... poor Kurds" "Ya! No oil!"

"We were only following orders!"

"No, really, Mom... Don't worry about me... I've still got the rest of the Socreds and Harcourt and Mulroney and Bush and Quayle and..."

"Don't jump! Don't jump!" "Hey! Wait! Isn't that Harcourt?" "JUMP! JUMP!"

"Ooo... tough luck... Say... haven't you had enough, Brian?"

["Albania; Social Credit"]

Citizens' Forum

"what about health care?" "... unemployment?" "... inflation?!" "national unity?!" "Peace is hell"

We sadly announce the sudden passing of the Hon. Grace McCarthy from the B.C. political scene. In lieu of flowers, donations to the "at-least-keep-Vander Zalm-around-for-a-little-while-longer-fund" would be appreciated by editorial cartoonists.

"My God! This war is sooo bad!" "How bad is it?" "It makes Mulroney look good!" PM up in polls!!! No, really!

"I learned this from my little Canadian buddy Brian Malarkey"

... and the winner...

[Brian Mulroney depicted as a small child holding the hand of the Grim Reaper]

To help you take your mind off the GST... "Look Mila! I got a big, fat 11% raise!"