Krieger, Bob

"CEASEFIRE! CEASEFIRE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" BELGRADE SARAJEVO ZAGREB
"So ... here I am ... flat on my back ... broke ... a real loser ... Maybe the CFL will bail me out ..."
"Peeuwie! What's that God awful stench?" "Zundel's publishing again ..."
"What are you going to do about the atrocities in Bosnia Herzegovina Mr. President?" "er ... uh ... um ... kick Saddam's butt!"
[Serbian soldier celebrates a killing]
Why the Tories spent $4.4 billion on helicopters: "Quit shoving Mila!"
["The Hitler diaries," "Enquirer: Elvis lives," "NDP campaign promises"]
"Good news, bad news ... Vice President Quayle is doing much better ... ... than you"
House of Horrors Frankenstein's monster Count Dracula Immigration Canada
"If the Pez really wanted to fill the Dome he'd nude bungee jump OUTSIDE it!" "... ugh"
"We believe we have a solution to Canadians' distrust of elected officials" "... More elected officials!"
"... lunch for ten?"
"... Dumping produce is such a tragic waste what with all the politicians we could throw it at!"
BATMAN RETURNS MEECH II
["I'm bored; Join the club..."]
"... Potato" Quayle
For a cleaner environment: cycle walk
Speech KEEP EARTH CLEAN
[Large pair of dice crushes beaver]
"Happily, our tax dollars are no longer being wasted on NDP friends and insiders. They're squandered on pro and anti-doctors advertising."
EARTH SUMMIT SPEECH
"... another ceasefire" "yum!"
"The Rodney King and Zhang Feng Hua cases are as different as black and yellow." Slugger
"... at least the Socreds were honest about being Socreds"
America's best known sit-coms: Murphy Brown Vice President Quayle