Krieger, Bob

THIS TIME NEW DEMOCRATS "There, there... you've still got the Red Sox... "
"Could be worseI could be him"
"Sigh... maybe if I bashed teachers or something"
"Who better to fill the Premier's jackboots?"
"Gainers Meats are still 100% union made"
"Address? Hmmmm." Census Canada
Address land claims; "How?"
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Ontario doctors on strike
"The Soviet peoples are not interested in Decadent Beach boys Madonna, However"
[Ronald Reagan depicted as a football player]
[Brian Mulroney depicted holding a gas can]
"I expect the average Filipino to support me and vote for me... often"
"Gee ... thanks Mr. Prime Minister! I could use a job in the off season! How much does a cabinet position pay anyway?"
"OK now... repeat after me... Halt! Who goes there?" "?"
"Sorry... gotta leave in a minute to make an appointment at twelve." "Or was that to make twelve appointments a minute?"
"Continuing or commitment to job creation we announce nine new openings on the Vancouver School Board"
TODAYS LESSON EXPO 86 "Now class ... can you say deficit? I knew you could"
"... Grade nine education... Unemployed for the past three years... No previous experience... Second cousin to a Tory back-bencher... When can you start?"
11 AM 16 All in the family(s); the Prime Minister (Brian Mulroney) continues to dodge Opposition questions on patronage. (Repeat; 4 hrs.)
"Reynolds?" "Here!" "Roberts?" "Present!" "Sanderson?" "Yo!" "Singh?" "Here!" "Steinberg?" "Here!" "Sung?" "Sigh... class dismissed"
EXPO 86 SOUVENIRS "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the NDP?"
"Solidarity Forever!"
[Chicago Cubs fans in heaven]
"Of course I believe in child restraint! I've never hit one ...yet"