Krieger, Bob

"Seriously, Brian... you guys beat the Russians without a nuclear capability?"

QUOTATIONS FROM CHMN. MAO "We got a hell of a deal on these little red books for teaching Mandarin!"

"...Now, if the rest of the doctors resign...we might even turn a profit..."

Item...B.C. Cabinet claims child restraint laws would intrude into people's lives... ...And deaths

December 23, 1983 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is two front teeth. Erik Neilsen's. Joyeux Noel,

"Grooming a successor you ask?"

Lebanon; Do not feed the animals

News item: B.C. doctors appeal ban on extra billing

[John Turner depicted flipping playing cards into a hat]

I.O.U. $1 billion Bill-Bennett

Chrysler Corporation; "But talk of bailing out the government may be a little premature."

"Can you change six bits?" UN one dollar Canada

"If only budget cuts were considered elective surgery"

[Gilles Duceppe depicted with a spear at his back]

Jack Volrich considers mayoralty comeback

[Ronald Reagan depicted with a paper labeled "Deficit"]

[Pope John Paul II depicted wearing boxing gloves]

Mr. Walesa seems reluctant to discuss solutions."

[Prince Charles depicted knitting on a throne]

"Whomania?" Poll, Tories 39%; Grits 38%; NDP

New item: Parti Quebecois may field federal candidates

"Hello Greenpeace?"