Murphy, Dan

["Go green, go Alberta"]
Tyrannasaurus Alberta-cus "Says he went extinct before his green plan could kick in."
Recession Iraq "Dang"
Because senior Canadian Olympic official Dick Pound strongly opposes pushing women's ski jumping for Vancouver-Whistler 2010 Games - an acceptable alternative
"I see an obsessive love driving you to the poorhouse."
The Scariest Part of PNE Fright Nights - "Actually it was the bit where Millie from RE/MAX told us about condo prices."
Ways to make money from Stanley Park Animatronic dinos "Darn ants!" Guided safaris Interactive educational installations "Hey kids, welcome to drilltown!"
Victoria Canada's greenest city for urban transit ---
Today's Question: How long before Betty Krawczyk's back in the slammer? "A year!" "Eight months!" "Fourteen minutes."
Dining in Vancouver "Shooting or non-shooting?"
".. and here we have the "Welcome to Vancouver" sign that Mayor Sullivan has cannily crafted out of solid garbage." "It's ecodenserrific."
Carole James' stand on the Tsawwassen treaty
["I (heart) Vancouver"]
Sober second thought
[Indigenous golf caddy]
VANOC presents business plan "And it's cute as a button!" "Ahem..."
B.C. Ferries' Northern Adventure yanked for repairs - "There's your problem! You got a Ken Dobell coming out your intake!"
Even if the Campbell Gov't DID appoint someone to look into Ken Dobell's possible conflict of interest - it'd be Ken Dobell "Why shucks!"
B.C. tops Canada in UFO sightings -
Punishment must be swift and ironic
Telus Profits Employees So much for those cute-critter commercials...
How to get Allah to slap himself in the forehead- "And now the new president of Iran will open his mouth"
Guide to interpreting Condoleezza Rice : Finally accepting NAFTA softwood ruling, Slapping import duty on all Canadian weather, Fostering new era in Canucko-Yank cooperation, Gas, Padlocking border, Very next regime change: Ralph Klein for Paul Martin
Jinny Sims' biggest regret about the teachers' strike- "Couldn't get the damn kindling to catch fire."
"Hand over yer lunch money and collective bargaining rights!" Gordon Campbell, The Childhood Years