Murphy, Dan

The specialty coffee we really need from Starbucks at Christmas- Scotchuccino Ingredients 1 Coffee 2 Scotch to taste 3 Foam 4 More scotch 5 Chocolate sprinkles 6 1 1/2 ounces Scotch
Christmas 2008 Carol Ships downsized to "Singing Dingy" Seasonal stalwarts forced to moonlight drink Red Bull Yuletide artistic fetes feel the crunch Nutcracker Suite 20% fewer nuts
The two remaining bright lights in B.C.'s economy: Booze and Gambling "Reckon we're the foundation upon which the province now resides, Jake." "Was only a matter of time, Earl. Raise ya a quarter."
As snowflakes do fall, And we all deck the halls, I'd just like to say... We're doomed. Carole James started writing Christmas cards early this year.
RCMP toys recalled due to lead content- "Also, they were drunk."
Finally, a financial sector showing positive growth!! "Somali pirates."
Canada's assets could be sold -- Flaherty Figurehead, Used
LEAKS! Peter Ladner Secret City Deal Gregor Robertson Policies
The Earth's Layers Gum, Cement, Older gum, Buttons, keys, single socks, Fads from bygone days, Gum of the pioneers, Hell, Secret bunker where Vancouver city council discusses $100-million bailouts
Harper's attempt to cozy up to the U.S. president-elect was ill-conceived.
Hold everything-this just in! Apparently someone forgot to carry a "9." And the final results are: Four more years of President Bush! "Not funny."
Robert Dziekanski Case Update
John Furlong announces VANOC cutting the frills- "We're keeping Chachi and Goomba, but Bling-Bling we're going to eat."
John McCain remained upbeat.
Ms. Carole James weighs in on the B.C. economic outlook- DOOM* "!" *Solution pending
The UNFAIR and Totally GROUNDLESS WORRY About ELECTING Arthur Griffiths MLA--- "I've just sold Burnaby to John McCain."
And $300-million later...
Sweater Vest, Polyester, Like New, 90% Listeria-Free, Slight Sulphur Smell, Made in U.S.A.
True cost of Afghanistan mission "What?"
"Lookin' good!" Economy
If Sarah Palin had been a speech writer in 1863- "Four score and seven years ago... ...you betcha..."
Suggested Gear for the Leaders' Debates Earmuff- for when Layton's mouth hits its stride Sextant, slide rule and ouija board to try to figure out what Dion is talking about Bowl of aspirin- Duceppe [...]
Tips for Turning the Dion Campaign Around Number One: Dion should change his campaign slogan! Je Ne Suis Pas un Bouton de Porte* Two: Deny rumour that, if Dion elected, we all get homework! Three: A [...]
Stephen Harper on Young Offenders* Booster Seat *two years later in Quebec
VANOC moves to include Squamish Welcome to SQUAMISH Official Funny Smell of The 2010 Olympics