Murphy, Dan

Why I Need $100,000 for a Shoe --- by Daniel Murphy For throwing a shoe- Iranian journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi got three years in prison. For starting a war- former-president Bush will get a library.
"It's your brain. It says get off the phone."
"Darn you, Translink!"
Chickens quickly adapt to Vancouver lifestyle- Drive-by egging
Minor Mountie motto readjustment based on the Braidwood Inquiry "Maintain the bull"
A fairly common occurrence at RCMP offices, if we are to believe Const. Kwesi Millington
SOS Credibility
Medal for uncommon bravery while confronting a stapler
And what does the university's Board of Governors think of the UBC Farm now that it's won this latest batch of awards? "We continue to hold it in high regard."
And the Oscar for finally coming clean, sort of, about B.C.'s share of the Olympic security tab - Colin Hansen. Accepting for Mr. Hansen is a repo guy. "I'd like to thank my dogs..."
Allow TV coverage of Obama's meeting with Michaelle Jean? NOPE! Reveal who's at the table with Barack at closed-door meeting? NOPE! Let reporters ask a question at photo-op with U.S. prez? NOPE! NOPE Official poster, Obama's trip to Ottawa - Feb. 19, '09
"The "R" word officially made its way to British Columbia this week... ...where it was shot by gangsters." They did their economic meltdowns differently in B.C.
2010 Olympic Torch Facts- Flame: at top, Casing: non-combustible, Basic look: Your classic art deco meets lava lamp, Mapleleaf-shaped vent on side, Settings: Flame or Taser, Other attachments [...]
Justice in B.C.
new Canucks uniform
"Well, it beats the alternative." Iggy Flaherty Layton Duceppe Budget '09
"But what's in it for the Red-Backed Vole?" "But what's in it for the bog enthusiast?" "But what's in it for nuns on stilts?" "But what's in it for the spiritually atuned?" "But what's in it to limit credit-card interest rates?" "Oh, shush!"
See the Amazing Steverini Stick His Noggin Into A Deficit "Good luck."
Pivot and Carnegie Centre take on skid-row hoteliers- "You weren't kidding about the roach problem." "Actually, that's the landlord."
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM "Flaherty, you're starting to freak out the other guys." DOOM
"Hiya, suckers!" It would eventually become obvious why the Olympic Village mascot, "Screwed-y," was introduced to Vancouver city council in camera.
Unfortunately, what the Lower Mainland saved on snow removal- Parking tickets
"Continued snow, followed by rainy snow, followed by snowy rain, followed by bankruptcies, followed by campaigning politicians, followed by continued Luongo groin pulls, followed by snow." Your extended forecast from hell
"Another star. What do you think that one means?" "Support your local food bank."
Say "Goodnight," Dick.