Murphy, Dan

The Judge's Other Ruling "And since we haven't seen hide nor hair of the premier since the strike began, I officially declare him a non-essential service and order his office converted to a daycare"
Thanksgiving in Richmond MP Raymond Chan's- "And let's give thanks to campaign contributors for this turkey and our swell tiaras!"
B.C. sues tobacco companies for health damage from cigarettes Tobacco companies sue B.C smokers for ignoring all those package warnings B.C. smokers sue God for giving them free will God sues B.C. [...]
How that (Adrienne) Clarkson Cup is going to work- Once a year, presented to Canada's female hockey champs Other 364 day- junkets!
What to do when Hurricane Rita deposits an entire western White House up one's posterior... Barbara Bush didn't find that the Province Survival Guide covered every predicament
The only surefire way to sap the wily pinebeetles' strength in the west Appoint Stephen Harper their leader
What we are dead certain of now that U.S. Minutemen are patrolling the 49th Parallel "Halt!" Any doughnut trying to sneak across the border doesn't stand a chance!
What really steams Canadians about that new Mulroney book- "He's mostly right!"
China's president Hu Jintao hits Canada to put on the charm "Nice suit, Hu. Made out of Chinese silk?" "No. Chinese dissidents."
Ottawa moves to track citizens through laptops, BlackBerrys and cellphones
Back to School
[Fish hooked on many lines]
Canada's fish-habitat managers, according to our Environment Commissioner- DFO
GAS First Born
"Finally - a positive comment about that $97,000 Victoria is dropping on those pine-beetle billboards "Deee-lish!"
2035 Sir Richard Branson arriving by jet-powered iron lung to make business announcement
"Canada, China, Sweden?" "Telus, Truckers, Women Priests."
And what can we expect from U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice? "No more Mr. Nice-Guy"
"It is the height of barbarity for people to engage in a war thousands of miles from their homeland that lays waste to innocent civilians!" Iraq "tell us about it"
"We're casting you adrift!" Jim Green COPE
Chuck Cadman (1948-2005)
How they get a fix on a Mad Cow in the States- "President Bush is doing a wonderful job."
Meanwhile, back at NASA- "It's possible that because of the comet probe we'll be tweaking a few of our theories about the universe." NASA Thingy Comet Whipped Cream
the long and the short of it
The other couple Harper'd like to break up- Rights Freedoms