Murphy, Dan

Please take care of baby Dennis the best you can. Just keep him the hell away from politics.

"And now we're chaining ourselves to this cartoon to protest the exploitation of B.C.'s twits"

The important research for which aquarium director John Nightingale needs captive whales - "Oooooooooh - Another twenty!"

The Synchonized Weasel Event

[Social Services stork]

Elizabeth Cull at her new job -

Old Habits - "I am immediately appointing a commission to investigate my alleged winning of this election"

How B.C. elections work

This Week's Turkey-o-Meter Brian Smith General Jean Boyle Sheila Copps

The three things Glen Clark had to remember during his T.V. address -

Bread and Circuses NEMETZ BINGOGATE INQUIRY

Meanwhile, in the War Room -

The Harmony Through Free Enterprise Institute

B.C. Lions consider name change to rake in more money - "The B.C. Lotus-Latte-Louts, extra foam" "The Vancouver Skalbaniacs" "The Cayman Cormorants" "The British Columbian All-Americans"

I came I saw I waffled

Weasel of the week "Settle a native lands claim after only 136 years? Whoa Nellie - Why the rush!?!"

B.C. Fishery Nisga'a Fish Quota

Primer For New Fisheries Minister COW CAT SALMON

Oath of Office "I, Canada Customs Officer, do hereby promise to seize and ban gay and lesbian books arbitrarily, improperly and whenever I darn well feel like it - and they can take the Charter of Rights and freedoms and SHOVE IT!"

NORTH VAN SCHOOL BOARD CHARBONNEAU

1 million tonnes of hammers China shoppe Rat squashing machine Mariah Carey "YIIIIIIIII" This relatively peaceful break from unity yammering brought to you by the Province - ..

TENOR LAAAAAAAA SOPRANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MACPHAIL Axworthy Cuts $47 Mil to B.C.