Murphy, Dan

Despite the terror felt by the rapidly falling Canadian dollar and Mexican peso, at least they saw something soft below on which to land - "Thank goodness for Connie Munro"

Facing a Barrage of Questions About Kemano II and the Nanaimo Commonwealth Holding Society, Harcourt Declares His Own Personal "Bubble Zone" "Call me if the Dead are playing Portland"

Bad Christmas Gifts Dave Stupich Doll It wets and then denies it Elizabeth Cull Doll It rifles your piggy bank Joy MacPhail Doll It sidesteps

If Steve Wynn Had Been the First Person on the Moon - . "Man this baby would look great covered in slot machines"

Senior-proof cap

[Grace McCarthy depicted riding on a flaming broomstick]

Every day politicians make callous and uninformed statements about the poor in this country. A cure must be found. Send your nickels and dimes to: Stop Ivan Messmer Syndrome Room 124 - Parliament Bldg. Victoria V8V 1X4 "Please! Before I do it again"

VOL. 159. NO. 2 FEBRUARY 1990 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

VANDER ZALM RELAXES IN HAWAII "I can finally take this damn mask off"

COUP D'ETAT COUP DE GRACE

MEANWHILE IN PANAMA NORTH .... "You can send in caucus now"

STEP OVER FREDDY KRUEGER HERE COMES DAVE!!! IN THE B.C. CHAINSAW MASSACRE Starring Dave Parker as Dave The Inside Passage as itself Bill Vander Zalm and Bruce Strachan as The Dolt

OGOPOGO ON THE EXISTENCE OF DAVE PARKER "Highly improbable"

THE HONORABLE DAVE PARKER ELUCIDATES AND CLARIFIES HIS PHILOSOPHY OF FOREST MANAGEMENT "TIMBERRR"

A BRIEF SUMMARY OF BRUCE STRACHAN'S PERFORMANCE IN CLEANING UP THE FRASER

A SIMPLE OPERATION THAT WOULD HELP RESOLVE THE NURSING CRISIS IN B.C. "What's that?" A DUECKECTOMY. "Oh."

Balance of Nature Strachan

BRUCE STRACHAN ON PIPELINING THE COQUITLAM WATERSHED ... "Environmentally safe. Really. No, I mean it."

"Okay now EVERYBODY! Happy days are here again"

SO WHO'S FOR AN OPERATION TO KEEP THE KIDNEY STONES AND GET RID OF THE PREMIER?

BRUCE STRACHAN "Just call me Slick"

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VANDER ZALM AND HARCOURT EXPO LAND CONTRACT "Let's panic!" "Let's calmly panic!"

THE MOST COMPELLING REASON WHY ELWOOD VEITCH SHOULD BE A.G. "I'm the exact same height as Ed Meese!"

FIND THE ENVIRONMENTALIST "Here wabbit wabbit wabbit" "Here wolf wolf wolf"