Murphy, Dan

95 Budget Pop! Bonneville Power

Tilley Ads of the Future Dear Mr. Tilley, Since Andr Ouellet stopped linking Canadian trade with human rights we have been able to buy your lovely merchandise here in the military dictatorship of [...]

Our Lady of Perpetual Blackjack

Sleeps With the Fishes Turbot BC Salmon Tobin

"I have found my stallion!" Sovereignty Association or something like that but not quite maybe

HUGHES REPORT LAYING BLAME "See - no problem!"

"Blink Smile Say 'Hi, how ya doin' Blink Wave" Struble Totten

When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob bob Bobbin' along

"Break out the snow shovels!"

"And the bubbly yet vivacious Finance Minister balanced the budget and after her party won the following election everyone lived happily ever after!" PROVINCIAL DEBT

Reform MP Phil Mayfield Sees Torture of Women Who Refuse to Wear Veils as Simple Dress Code Problem "What they hey - they don't let me wear my hood in question period"

Signs of Spring Sudden influx of robins Annual pantsing of Paul Watson by angry sealers Gordon Campbell's yearly temptation to tell us exactly what the Liberals stand for "Hmmmmmmm" "Nah!"

European Union TURBOT CONSERVATION

Spin Doctor "Yep - nothing spinning"

The News in Briefs "Hello Citizens" "This just in - Mike Harcourt has been consulting U.S. President Bill Clinton on how to be popular. In related stories - B.C. Investmet Minister Glen Clark has [...]

Federal Budget Means DOOM BC Budget

PROVINCES SOCIAL SPENDING PAUL MARTIN

1-800-CRACKER "Hello, you have reached the Reform Party Budget hotline. If you would like to pay more taxes press one. If you would like an even huger deficit press two. If you like to render [...]

"Think of it, ma cherie, our own place! The pomp! The grandeur!"

[U.S. Customs agent shakes down a small car representing Canada]

Joy MacPhail on Jeopardy "I'll take inept, obfuscating ass-covering provincial ministers for $300, Alec."

WEASELETTE OF THE WEEK Joy MacPhail

Preston Manning's Sure Fire Way to Cut the Deficit Without Raising Taxes "Every time Jack Frazer or Art Hanger or Herb Grubel says something dumbass, they put a quarter into the jar"

"Three more for the Alcan schemozzle section" ZALM MULROO SIDDON