Raeside, Adrian

"Hooray! We're saved!"
Pope's apology, "Nope, no mention of you here. Check back with us in another hundred years." Allow women in the priesthood
Allow women in the priesthood "Nope, no mention of you here. Check back with us in another hundred years."
"You fired a machine gun across Esquimalt Harbour, narrowly missing a seagull?" "Hah! In my day, we could take out an entire awning shop, with one shot."
Best before: 1996
Best before: 1996
Gulf War syndrome: "I spend six months in the Persian gulf, fighting to liberate the oil-producing states from Saddam Hussein's tyranny. But lately, I'm getting headaches, nausea and depression." [...]
"You fired a machine gun across Esquimalt Harbour, narrowly missing a seagull?" "Hah! In my day, we could take out an entire awning shop, with one shot."
"Would you like to sign this petition supporting our separating from BC and joining Alberta?" "Nope." "No provincial sales tax." "So what." "No long waits for health care." "Big deal." "No NDP." "Where do I sign?"
Youth Liberals, "Huh. They call this trashing a room? They shoulda seen what we did to the traveller's inn last year." Hon Paul Martin
"Huh. They call this trashing a room? They shoulda seen what we did to the Traveller's Inn last year."
"Would you like to sign this petition supporting our separating from BC and joining Alberta?" "Nope." "No provincial sales tax." "So what." "No long waits for health care." "Big deal." "No NDP." "Where do I sign?"
"...So those are my sins. What should I do, bishop?..." "Put 50 bucks on danny boy in the 4:40."
Book Censorship
Dosanjh Motors; "I replaced the floor mats."
"I replaced the floor mats."
Taxpayer dollars, "Now, don't go wild with it."
Book censorship
Taxpayer dollars "Now, don't go wild with it."
What we got in the 1999 Liberal budget: What we'll get in the 2000 Liberal budget:
This British Columbian is: A. Hunting for mind-altering mushrooms. B. Grovelling for a cabinet post. C. Hunting for mind-altering mushrooms after not getting a cabinet post.
"Hello 911? I want to report a home invasion! They completely cleaned me out!" OPEC Home heating oil, "I'm still in shock."
What we got in the 1999 Liberal budget: What we'll get in the 2000 Liberal budget:
The gap between the rich & the poor; Taxes
"Hello 911? I want to report a home invasion! They completely cleaned me out!" "...I'm still in shock."