Raeside, Adrian

"I guess this finally puts to rest that popular misconception that pigs can't fly." Sheila Copps air incident: Pork Barrel MP refuses to give up seat to disabled passenger
"Hello, immigration?" Chinese noodles; product of China
"Hello, immigration?"
The Christmas bills arrive
"Hello WCB? Oh yeah, since the smoking ban. Air quality has improved in the bar" "But do you have any regulations planned for cheap perfume and rank aftershave?"
"Hello WCB? Oh yeah, since the smoking ban, air quality has improved in the bar" "But do you have any regulations planned for cheap perfume and rank aftershave?"
The Christmas bills arrive
1900-1999; WWI & WWII; Arms race; Cancer, AIDS; Famines; Genocide; 2000-2999
"She's old, rattles a bit, guzzles fuel like crazy, overheats and is in need of some TLC, but I'd say she's good for at least another thousand clicks..."
"I take it you won't be interested in purchasing an extended warranty?"
1900-1999; WWI & WWII; Arms race; Cancer, AIDS; Famines; Genocide; 2000-2999
"I take it you won't be interested in purchasing an extended warranty?" Y2K The end is near!
"She's old. Rattles a bit. Guzzles fuel like crazy, overheats and is in need of some TLC, but I'd say she's good for at least another thousand clicks"
Psychic Predictions for 2000: "Michael Jackson will wed Madeline Albright." "JFK and Elvis will be discovered alive and living in a secret Montana mountain love-nest with Che Guevera..." "Bill Gates [...]
"What a Christmas! I got 23 sweaters 93 pairs of socks, 12 jackets, skis a couple of VCR's and a ton of lingerie." "She works at the gift return counter."
If computers were around 2,000 years ago:
Psychic Predictions for 2000: "Michael Jackson will wed made line albright." "JFK and elvis will be discovered alive and living in a secret montana mountain love-nest, with Che Guevera" "Bill Gates [...]
"What a Christmas! I got 23 sweaters 93 pairs of socks, 12 jackets, skis a couple of VCR's and a ton of lingerie." "She works at the gift return counter."
"Careful, I happen to know she's on the 'naughty' list."
If computers were around 2,000 years ago: online shopping; ship to: Mary & Joseph; Address: Lowly Stable. Bethlehem; Frankincense
"We nabbed another one trying to sneak across the border chief...and this one is loaded with suspicious packages!"
"Says here that come January 1st, your computer software could refuse to load, files could mysteriously vanish and your entire system could freeze up and crash." "Just like every other day of the year."
"Says here that come January 1st, your computer software could refuse to load, files could mysteriously vanish and your entire system could freeze up and crash." "Just like every other day of the year." Y2K: Are you ready?
"I'm sorry, but due to the funding crisis, I have to put you on a waiting list." "Who's ahead of me?" "Three fast ferries."
Q: Why do bears crawl into holes in the ground and sleep for several months? "It's the only place they can't shoot at me."