Raeside, Adrian

Who's responsible for high gas prices? Culprit, oil companies; Accomplice, govt. taxes

[Hackers on the information highway]

Who's responsible for high gas prices? Culprit; Accomplice

Visit HRDC; HRDC

"GordoThings are looking pretty grim for you in the leadership race" "Ujjal is way ahead of me, even Corky is doing better!" "Well, my motto is: when the going gets tough, the tough gets going!" "Hello, reform party?... Got any openings?"

"Gordo...things are looking pretty grim for you in the leadership race..." "Ujjal is way ahead of me, even Corky is doing better!" "Well, my motto is: when the going gets tough, the tough gets going!" "Hello, Reform Party?... Got any openings?"

"So, you want us to turn our swords into plowshares" "Where do you put the fuse in a plowshare?"

"So, you want us to turn our swords into plowshares..." "...Where do you put the fuse in a plowshare?"

Victoria General Hospital; "They keep multiplying, they chew up everything. Disrupt the operations of the hospital and leave a disgusting mess." "Yeah. Those pesky rabbits." "I was talking about the health ministry."

"Girlfriend trouble?" "His internet company just dropped two million dollars in value in the last market correction."

Q: What lives in damp places, is kept in the dark and is fed a steady diet of fertilizer? A: Leaky condo owners.; Barrett leaky condo enquiry Blah blah blah No cash

Q: What lives in damp places, is kept in the dark and is fed a steady diet of fertilizer? A: Leaky condo owners.

Pre-eviction party:

"And you's find the dog food vending machine on the third floor"

"They keep multiplying, they chew up everything, disrupt the operations of the hospital and leave a disgusting mess." "Yeah, those pesky rabbits." "I was talking about the Health Ministry."

"Girlfriend trouble?" "His internet company just dropped two million dollars in value in the last market correction."

United States Customs; "This guy is loaded down with handguns, assault rifles, ammoAlert the anti-terrorist squad! Relax. He's just an NRA member coming back from Vacation."

"This guy is loaded down with handguns, assault rifles, ammo...Alert the anti-terrorist squad!" "Relax. He's just an NRA member coming back from vacation."

The better mousetrap: Canadian alliance; Voters, "Same old rancid cheese."

The better mousetrap: "Same old rancid cheese."

"Hey mahguess what? I got a good shot at being a professional model! I could be on posters all over the country!" "That's great! When will this happen?" "'Bout twenty years" This is a smoker's lung

"Chief? We've located Jimmy the weasel. He's holed up in a downtown hotel room." "So why aren't you in there arresting him?" "He's smoking."

"Someday son, all this will be yours."

"The Watson account?...Yes, I'm working on that as we speak. In fact, I'm so swamped in paperwork, I just can't spare the time to chat. -Bye!" "And a special thank-you to whoever invented cellular phones and call forwarding."