Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..Know what...'99 sucks!!!..."
"Wow!..What a relief...No more intermediate range missiles.."
" This is a religious person. This is a political person. This is a scientific person. This is a starving person"
"He'd promised to mow right after the hockey play-offs, but then came the opening of baseball season..followed by the O.J.Simpson hearings and then he rolled right into World Cup Soccer!"
"..Let me know if I'm going too fast..."
"..Poor Devil...I'm going to see to it that you get a bigger cup!..."
"They say education in B.C. is in a mess" "Oh?" "They claim it's the worst in the country.." "Oh?" "If you ask me I think that's a lot of bunk!" "..Right!" "By the way...where is B.C.?..." "Search me!"
"..Blocking a slapshot and you??..." "..Caught a high stick..."
"Schulz does not allow to continue his strip cartoon"
"..We 're gonna play hockey and I have to be the Canadian team again..."
"Look..look..the world. It's not the same anymore!" "Man, haven't you heard Wayne Gretzky retired"
"..You've not gone crazy!! Most people have no clue how to fill out their tax form..."
"..Would you consider merging?.."
"Let's float upside down and scare the living daylight out of them.."
"Yikes!!..I'm a white Caucasian monolingual heterosexual male...making a living in the forest industry...."
"..Aren't they getting one up on him by unlocking the secrets of life?.." "..Relax...He hasn't played his trumpcard yet.."
"I've got a winner...asbestos Israelian flags.."
"...Give us our weekly bread..."
"..Stop those shenanigans and listen carefully... I have a brilliant plan..."
"Well..so much for Viagra..."
"..Agree with that story and I'll slap you silly!!" "Lay just one finger on him and I'll break both your arms!!.."
"Tip toe thru the tulios.."
"Catch!"
"..Any plans for '99?"
"..You had the instructions upside down..."