Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..The staff at Monday did a fantastic job...new format..lay-out..design..material...it's all excellent..By the way, where is the magazine?.." "..Usual place bottom of the birdcage...again..."

"On the bright side.. think of the fun the kids will have..."

"..What grade do we have to be in to start a union?"

Think photo radar

Common sense for dummies

"'cause nobody bothered to spay mom..and nobody bothered to neuter dad...that's why,sis..."

"...And I would get ride of the G.S.T.and the sales tax..and the gasoline tax and tabacco and liquor tax and Aw! What the heck...why not I would get ride of all taxes..."

"Name one man who would be a better leader than Glen..." "Mike!!"

"One small step for safety..." "One giant leap for revenue..."

"So far..so good..All that's left to do is, prove that he deserved it..."

"..Wow! A lifelong dream is becoming reality..." "Really got your mind set becoming a talkshow host, Eh, kid.."

"..This year I wanted to go triking as Glen Clark but he says my nose isn't long enough

"One more thing, Liz...is it adacabraba...acadabraca..abacabrada..abracadraba...or"

"..No..no..don't tell me..Andrew Petter!...Right?"

"Trust us, friend...we're on your side...by the way,...which side is your wallet on?..."

"For our sake we hope you'll vote for Mr.Campbell...he can make bigger pies than anybody else..."

"..Just browsing..."

"This morning he was perfectly O.K....the next movement...Wham!...mad cow desease.."

"Headquarters! What's the scoop on helmets religion and unicyles?.."

"..This is your captain speaking...Welcome aboard Canadian Airlines..We are experiencing some severe turbulance please fasten your seatbelt...move your chair in an upright position and make sure that your fingers are crossed..."

"How about getting some bulletproof vests..a few cans of mace gas, some pepper sprays, and visit Florida.."

"Betty spotted the photo radar sign..so I looked at my speed...looked at the road..looked at my speed..looked at the road...looked at my speed..looked at the road..looked at..." "We were well within the allowable speed when we hit the abutment.."

"Cm'on you guys...think harder...something should be halted!!..."