Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..We can go two ways here...either a baboon's heart and a pigs' liver, or a pigs' heart and a baloons liver..."
"The world as he knows it ended when he cancelled his cablevision..."
"Would it spoil your lunch if I told you the dollar took another dive at the Tokyo and New York exchanges..."
"...Got scissors?"
"..After all, Moe...Recycling is in..." "Amen...Amen!"
"..Ottawa better listens to the demand of the public..We want to see the return of the death penalty!!!..capital punishment, man...ask anyone!!.." "Starting with Milgaard and Marshall?.."
"..If you're looking for your clubs...I put them in the garage,..behind the mower, the rakes, the weed killer and the fertilizer bags..."
"Nope!..there's nothing in the rules that says he can't.."
"..You might as well switch off the lights before we go on this run.."
" We have to write an essay on the Quebec Referendom.How do you spell Insanity?.."
" May I count on the generous co-operation of you kind folks to see to it that we get this firearm properly registered?"
"Wrong, wrong, and wrong again!!! The M does not stand for 'Mickey'...The M does not stand for Minnie..and the M does not stand for Mouse..."
"..and how long have you had this desire to run for the N.D.P. leadership?.." "About ten minutes.."
"Next please"
"Mommy! Daddy! Brothers! Sisters!"
"O.J. will never be convicted.." "How so?.." "Insanity.." "O.J. is not insane..." "No,..but their justice system is.."
"The instant he's got that nose out of there, I'll be at the S.P.C.A. and slap a sexual harassment charge on him"
"..What d'you say..We go out, watch the deficit clock for a while and curse under our breath?"
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"I can't stand those people who forecast nothing but gloom for '95"
"..That's showbiz old boy!..."
"You're allergic to reindeer.."
"I'm truly sorry, but the gentleman behind you has priority.."
"Soon we'll have our first Christmas I wonder what it'll be like."
"..You're a very lucky man..my colleague here secured you yet another park..."