Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..We take you our a few miles and you can watch boat loads of them go by to the U.S.A

"He's our coach..not very good...but he never lays a finger on us.."

" Sure,sure,...cloning works, but you must admit the old way may is more fun."

"..Wow! I never have cried so much in all my life..You did very welll,my son."

"...Instead of spending all those millions on players why don't they first inquire how much they want for the Stanley Cup..."

"Good heavens, professor...there it is...right behind the Hale-Bopp comet...a spaceship!!"

"..Photo radar just told me, you hit 41,which gives me the opportunity to convey the gratitude of Mr. Pedder and associates to you for the generous contribution you're going to make to help them to reduce the deficit..."

"..Just to be on the safe side let's slow down a bit..."

" Gone are the days that a occasional trip to the woodshed would have straighten them our long ago..." "Don't try to make sense...just let's find out what they want this time..."

"She may be pregnant..." "Then I better fire up the incinerator again"

"..I've been out of work so long...I've forgotten what a strike ballot looks like...."

"You have the wrong number...it is two blocks further down the street..."

"the outfit, we ordered our strike placards from, went on strike..."

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"See...I told you..no Santa Claus.."

"..What a bummer...coming out all this way only to hear it's not 'Ticle me' Elmo.."

"..Gentleman here by the name of Vander Zalm who likes to know are there any more opening coming up in the near future."

"As soon as I have the little rascal under control I may call an election..."

"Man! ..I'm so hungry..I could eat a highway..." "Or a park!"

"Darned crosswind!"

"..Help me doc...I keep having these embarrassing laughing spells..." "I suggest, a 50 million bucks consultation fee would put a stop to that!..."

"He's honoring an election bet.."