Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"mom, we're going to have a baby..as soon as we've decided on the right sperm bank and egg donor." "We also would like to borrow your womb for a few months.."
"As soon as I know how to count to a million, I quit school and become a professional hockey player..."
"..Son..it's time I tell you about the birds and the bees...and birds and the birds...and bees and the bees..."
"My God!..I dreamt they had cloned Morgentaller."
"..The bigger they are..."
"Daddy...Am I your little boy?..or am I your little clone?..."
"..You have severe insomnia..However, watching a few NHL play-off games will soon fix that..."
"'Quit smoking in '98?', 'no problem',he said...'Wanna a bet 50 bucks!' ..I said..'You're on'...he said."
"How about if you'd change to smoking pot and buying me a snow board?..."
"...We've bought the earthquake emergency kit...A wind up radio..Flashlights...We've stored water and canned food...I'd say: We are ready for the 'Big one'..."
"I have some good news and some bad news ...You need an immediate operation but there'll be no beds available till 2003..." "Then what's the good news?...." "Mr.Martin has a budget suplus"
"...Stay about a mile away from it!" "Well?"
"...Well, Mommy...I'm on my way now...If anybody asks for me...I'll be about 30 feet up in a bid cedar on the left side of logging road 145B, in timber license 42814-H6...
"..I must get myself a heavier cane.."
"...The shirt off his back!!! How about the shirt off his back???"
"...Well, Sonny..I hope you understand we may have to pummel you a bit to make him change his mind..."
"..I find the government-doctors relationship very upsetting...This is the second time I missed an easy putt..."
"...Could you possibly find your way home from http:/www.galaxy/planet earth/far away/go knows where.com long enough to let the dog go for a walk??..."
"...Sure...sure...jump to conclusions and risk being politically incorrect!"
"Hey guys, look! El Nino is here!..."
"..in response to your threat of holding your breath, their answer still is 'No'..."
"..and when was the first time you noticed that you started to believe Mr.Clark again?..."
"..and when was the first time you noticed that you started to believe Mr.Clark again?..."
"Pssst!....Phil...Timberrrrrr!!"
"It won't be long anymore and we must decide whether to take the hetero or homo route..."