Harrop, Graham

"Good evening. As your mayor, I share your deep concerns about the current strike." "However, mountains of garbage plus good snowfall will bring the Olympics closer to Vancouver." "You ask: why do we [...]
"Swimming pools closed... Community centres locked up... and garbage collection at a standstill." "So why do they call it job action?"
"Still no agreement. 27% think it's lights out for Harry Potter and 73% think Lord Voldemort snuffs it."
"WOW! The new Vancouver Convention Centre is looking pretty darn good!" "Yep! And they've already booked their first convention!"
"Welcome to our new, expanded terminal here at YVR featuring west coast culture! Please note the rockfish, indoor stream and other marine life! Any questions?" "What time is low tide?"
"Listen to this: A credit union is donating bicycles so that people can ride around the city pollution-free! Why don't you ask your boss if he can do the SAME?" "I forgot you worked at 'Toys-R-Us'"
"Letter from Cambie Merchants Association, Mr. Falcon. They've given up asking you for help and have decided to take matters into their own hands." "Don't forget your free tumbleweed!"
"I'm thinking Palfrey has a larger plan... Remove the golf course bit by bit... Relocate to Qualicum.. and PRESTO! The whole native land claims thing in a non-issue."
"Take me out to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some ebi and tam-a-go ika, saba and to-bi-ko..." "It's a whole new world, Frank..."
"It has to do with the Olympics, madam... Not the frequency of sailings or impending breakdowns!"
"BAH! All this money wasted on Olympic logos and the Olympics! It would have been better spent on improving HEALTH CARE!" "He's not going to be happy with his x-ray!"
Lotsa LUCK! 'Always be nice to people who sell Lotto 6/49'
"Yes - We believe that MLS's deserve a 29% pay increase that would increase our salaries to $98,000 a year." "Wit a minute... We have to work a year?"
"You just can't WIN! I drive Kevin Falcon all the way to Surrey and STILL he complains?" "He was going to the west end."
"It could have been worse... Fisgard here wanted to tie the increase to the price of gas!"
"What's the correct way to address somebody in Washington?" "Dear Sir or Madam."
"Gas prices have gone through the roof!" "Thank goodness! I thought our condo was leaking again!" That's Gord! "He's taken a vow of silence."
Passport office update
Russian Rail Tunnel to Northern B.C.?
Spring selection of Canadian T-shirts
"Hello, Gord? Remember changing the Freedom of Information Act so that climate meetings are really, really secret and absolutely no one knows when and where they are?" "Go on..."
"Nope - It's definitely addressed to here in West Vancouver... Lot next to you... energy efficient... And if you have any wash to hang out... Just knock."
"Yes, Mr. Wallace... I'm afraid he's developed quite a fever. He feels the best solution is ice... Lots of liquids... And taking a few weeks off work..."
"Hello, Ed? I got a question for you. - Remember the provincial government buying them ten hotels for the homeless?" "Was one of them the Pan Pacific?"
"What WACKY weather! Two weeks into spring and we're snowbound in LANGLEY! They've even sent out little nuns to ASSIST us!" "Those are penguins."