Harrop, Graham

If the B.C. government ran the Canucks ... "Look at that ... the Canucks are pulling their goalie, Bob ... the Canucks are pulling their goalie!" "No ... no ... it's cutbacks, Tom!"
"We've got no anesthesiologist." "Mr. Fudberry's gall bladder operation is due in fifteen minutes and no one is available." "Our only recourse is an effective but unorthodox treatment." "He's out."
Knock knock "Roses are red Violets are blue Pepper spray's free and no cost to you." "It's a start."
"Quit complaining! You were given plenty of notice that a couple of courthouses were closing!"
"Does @!!*$!! have one * or two?" "It was a hell of a lot easier to draw Glen Clark!" "Wish the bus strike was still on ..." "One panel ... Two panel ... or should I phone in sick?" "Fifty-two [...]
SALMON FRASER UNIVERSITY "Yo! I gotta go and spawn! I might not make it back to my next class!"
Letter to Gordon Dear Premier Campbell: I realize that you are busy with the election and all, but I wanted to pass along a few comments on health care. Because of government cuts, my wife and I were [...]
HIGH TECH STOCKS PLUNGE "That's right Mr. Campbell ... two of B.C.'s best and brightest ... willing to return home. Would you be willing to provide airfare?"
"Listen to this ... says here that there's been 300 alien abductions here in B.C.!" "300 alien abductions! Ha! Too bad they missed that crew over in Victoria! Alien abductions my foot!" "Hey! Maybe [...]
"THE CANUCKS ARE LEAVING! THE CANUCKS ARE LEAVING!" "WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM! WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN! THIS COULD BE ANOTHER GRIZZLIES THING!" "THAT'S RIGHT! PRESENTS! SALARY INCREASES! CARS! HOMES! ANYTHING!" "It's just a road trip!"
NDP Newsletter Better to be left than right.' Mr. Bean: why he said no' to cabinet Ask Ujjal Dear Ujjal: My boyfriend and I broke up after seven years. He was the love of my life. Where do I go for [...]
"Gordon. Gordon. Gordon." "You should have KNOWN that the NDP is dead-set against cigarette makers and smoking!" "This Friends of Gordon Wilson' affair ... soliciting the tobacco manufacturers [...]
"Young man - how are you going to cover the transit deficit if you let me on FREE?" "Thirty bucks to get off."
"Personally, I think that the Clark government is doing a great job ... I have complete faith in them!" "THERE HE IS! GET HIM!" "COME ON BACK TO THE FARM! IT'S PLAYTIME!"
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the house ... "What are these Visa receipts doing under the rug?" "Anyone seen my 301 ways to serve turkey left-overs' book?" "Well - I for one am NOT [...]
"You know, we've got so much to be grateful for in Vancouver this Christmas. So many are less fortunate." "Lots of people go without! Me - I've got a roof over my head, a place to sleep and food in [...]
The Coastal Renaissance has a capacity for 370 vehicles. When not at full load, ferry can suck up cars from surrounding area and deposit them below decks. Automatic fare raised senses when passengers [...]
"You take Visa, Amex, Mastercard and the care card? Why the care card?" "That's the one people use most." "Maybe it's in her back pocket."
"Helen? It's John! I just signed up as a volunteer! I get a uniform, meals, a place to stay and I get to travel and meet people!" "Did you take your glasses?" "Why do you ask?"
"You know, I am sick and tired of people blaming the police for these tasering incidents! I fully support the RCMP and I'm going to tell them now! OFFICER! OFFICER!" He was waving his arms and shouting like a madman!"
"That's right... I've decided that I won't be running again and I'll be leaving provincial politics!" "Carole! What a surprise!" "Well, if there's anything we can do..."
"Carole... What are you doing to counter the ongoing criticism of your leadership and WHOA! Looks like that B.C. volcano is finally going to explode...! Sorry... Gotta go!!"
"What's the latest on gang violence?" "I think they're holding a probe."
"Peope are up in arms over the death of Robert Dziekanski! We've got to DO something!" There are more tasers on the way, sir."
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