Harrop, Graham

"You can't stay there forever, Edward ... you have to come out sometime." SANCTUARY
Oath of Office "I Gordon Campbell ..." Oath of Citizenship "... to obey all laws" Oath of Alligiance "... to serve and protect my country" Oath of the day "@!!*$!"
"We're finally going to be paid what we're worth, Senator!" "I'm not taking a cut!" "Robinson?" "Yes - with reservations" "Davies?" "Yes - with reservations" "Mulder?" "Yes - with reservations at the Hawaiian Hilton" "Damn!"
"Finest example of speed dating I ever saw ..." "You know, Jenny ..." "When they said we'd won two seats in the Legislature" "We should have asked where." Visitors Gallery
"It's called Cyberschool. He works at home and just LOVES his new teacher. What's his name, dear?" "Super Mario"
"Here you go, Mavis ... top of the surgical waiting list and all done over the Internet: 'Hospital of the Missing Scalpel ... March 35th ..." "Ask for George Clooney!"
World Figure Skating Championships "Personally, I think just the MUSIC from 'Gladiator' would have been enough!"
"This is the most sophisticated system we have for tracking migrants - ! HEY! Here's a group headed for ..." Woop Woop Woo ST. LOUIS
"Hold it."
"Asked my husband who he supports. He started off with our 17-year-old son and now he's on to those freeloaders in the Senate."
"To be honest ... I thought you meant the team"
"Premier Dosanjh - how will the lawsuit against the tobacco companies affect government coffers?" "Oh, they'll still pay cigarette taxes like the rest of 'em." "Hack! Hack!" "Hack! Coff!" "Wack! Hack!"
"It's one of the street-hockey kids. He says with TV rights ... ticket sales ... and an appearance by Tiger Williams they've bought the condo." "We have to be out by four."
"Thank you, Norman. Anybody else check out the NDP leadership race and win $2000 on Gordon Wilson's website?"
"Here we go - Papa Bear Daycare ... 'safe ... reliable ... peaceful surroundings'." "Are you sure they'll take me?"
TV GUIDE PM's TV Pick: 'My Favourite Martin' TV LISTINGS February 16-22 2 The Friendly Giant Chrtien needs favour from B.C. 5 Third Watch MD's splurge after huge pay hike 7 ER Olympic skating judge [...]
"That's right Ma ... first night in Whistler and I land CHEAP ACCOMODATION" "... AND a job!" "Broken beer bottles first ..."
"Hello - I'd like you to vote for Filby - the best @!!*$ candidate around." "Filby will see to your needs and send a message to those @!!$*! in Ottawa." "Filby will kick @!!* and get those @!!*$ [...]
"BOY! Being an Air Canada shareholder really COUNTS these days!" "Let's go. The plane's at the end of the driveway."
"I'm so pleased with Henry's sudden bout of civic mindedness ... says he's going to do his best to open the port."
"We've got pictures! We've got PICTURES!" Dear NASA: Thanks for making our 'Space Junk' sale a success! With your contribu we raised over 20,000 Koogles
ELECTION BLUNDERS As election blunders go, it was one of the worst. "The statue of Glen Clark is ready!"
"Why, absolutely, Mr. Figsby ... we certainly DO have your election signs up! As a matter of fact ..." "Send more." VOTE FIGSBY LE KEE Condos
"It's not the end of the world." ELECT FISK "That's how election campaigns go. Sometimes you win ... sometimes you lose." "It's a nasty business. The loser simply packs up his bags and goes home. End [...]
"Doing 50 down the centre of the mall .. passing on the inside ... driving through the deli section" "I couldn't get it out of reverse."