Harrop, Graham

Doctors' Offices We're Back "And then she said: ONE MORE WORK STOPPAGE AND I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND NOT TO GET SICK AGAIN!' "
"Hydro bill telephone bill MasterCard" WELCOME BACK THE MAIL! YAHOO! OUR MAIL IS BACK!
CITY MAY CURTAIL CASINO OPERATIONS "Are they out of their MINDS?? We need the casino revenue to carry on important SOCIAL PROGRAMS!" CASINO GAMBLING ADDICTION WALK-IN CLINIC
"Arnold remember last winter asking that passing highways department truck to give our driveway a blast of sealer after you re-paved it ?" STOP! PAY TOLL
"I say - page - kindly tell the Prime Minister not to worry about the Senate vacancies. We've combined all four seats and turned them into a day-bed ..."
Open Mike' gaffes you may not have heard ...
GOVERNMENT TO SPEND $100,000 TO BLOCK CIVIL SERVANTS FROM X-RATED COMPUTER SITES "We're not going to need the whole $100,000 ... Fenderhazen's missus has been here since last Tuesday and is planning to stay through July ..."
LAWSUIT TO THROW OUT NDP GETS GO-AHEAD "GLEN ...! GLEN ...! This thing has gone FAR ENOUGH! - We're going to be in COURT before we KNOW it!" "Isn't there ANYTHING we can do?" ANOTHER COURTHOUSE CLOSES
PNE "I see a parking place ...!"
DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES PHOTO RADAR BRANCH DEAR SIR: OUR PHOTO RADAR CAMERAS RECORDED YOUR VEHICLE DOING 95 KMH APPROXIMATELY 40 FEET ABOVE GRANVILLE STREET. KINDLY REMIT FINE. SINCERELY DMV P.S. HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?
CHRISTMAS TREES "Is this a U.S. or a Canadian-grown Christmas tree?" "U.S." "U.S?? I'm not buying a tree grown in the states when I can support tree farmers here in BRITISH COLUMBIA! NO WAY!" "GIVE [...]
SUMMER LOVE '96 RE-VISITED "Christopher ... did you keep an elderly gentleman awake at a Summer Love 96' rave a couple of nights ago ...?"
SFU DEPARTMENT OF ENTOMOLOGY BUG RESEARCH CONTROVERSY SURROUNDS SFU "... and another thing ... April Fool's was YESTERDAY!"
"I wonder if I could ask you a favour ...?"
VICTORIA'S SECRET WE'RE STILL IN DEBT
"Arthur Erickson says we lack the vision of a megacity and that we're satisfied with every house looking like every other house ..." MEGACITY MODEL
"Imagine - a city the size of Vancouver and you can still see the mountains, Doris - they've obviously reached a compromise with developers ..."
Did you know: Between certain hours a telephone call from St. John's, Newfoundland to Abbotsford, B.C. can cost you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You must, however, be prepared to pay a much higher price if you are CAUGHT!