Harrop, Graham

Cleaning up the city... Mayor Sullivan's plan
"Oh, Ed - LOOK! A diamond brooch and earring set - and just in time for CHRISTMAS!" "HAH?" Fortunately for Edward, he was one of the few whose hearing had been affected by attending Canucks hockey games.
"Hello - Mayor's complaint line? I'm sick of this begging on Vancouver streets, this sleeping in city parks and on benches, and all in full public view!" "How about littering" "That, too."
"We're here at Vancouver Airport to welcome back the BC Lions - Bringing home from Winnipeg what we've all been waiting for!"
Referee signals for Sunday's BC Lions - Montreal Alouettes Grey Cup came in Winnipeg
"Out view is that there should be tolls on all local bridges and tunnels. Having said that, I believe that the current project should be exempt." "Keep digging."
Least sophisticated part of YVR security system
"Ok - These new security cameras on Granville Mall will help us reduce brawling and unruly behaviour! Look! There's a prime example now! A jab! A punch!" "Oooh! That was a nasty blow!" "Ok - Now let's check out the pubs!"
"That's true - But if I advanced you the money you would miss out on an opportunity to be part of an exciting government initiative that could secure B.C.'s economic future with a continuing and viable workforce... And for what? Tickle me Elmo!"
"Of all the bungling and incompetent things to do... Tapping the premier's phone has got to take the CAKE!" "I don't care if it WAS a mistake - Our reputation is already in shreds and this doesn't [...]
"Well, it certainly makes it easier deciding what to be on Hallowe'en..." "A GHOST!"
Making the Richmond Fire Department completely gender-neutral...
Surviving the housing market: What you'll need...
"You'll be very pleased to know that I unloaded a couple of Emily Carrs for 50 bucks..."
"We're getting a lot of flak lately from people opposed to the 2010 Olympic Games. A lot of negative press." "A group called Olympic Watch has accused us of cost overruns, breaking promises and [...]
"Ok - Under the access to information act, you will be required to fill out some forms, pay a fee and be prepared to wait for a long period of time - months, maybe years. In fact, you may not get the [...]
"Hello - It's David Hahn speaking. We want to purchase your ferry." "BULL!" "We're also going to need some modifications made to the superstructure." "BULL!" "And finally, we expect the ferry to meet certain standards." "BULL!" "I tried to tell him."
"And Stan Hagen is upset with me... I didn't tell him there's no fall session of the Legislature I just said 'House' has been cancelled! But - Hey! We're not slacking - We're off to get the views of [...]
"Premier Campbell - Remember that article saying that places with unusually high power use can be targeted as grow-ups" "Yes, I do." "Why?"
"Thank you, Johnny, for telling us how you spent your summer vacation and welcome back to school!" "Anyone else?"
"I'm sorry, sir - But when you checked in, we did say that there was a water shortage and that guests may have to make allowances." "Tell me again what the problem is?"
"BOY! This mayor of Vancouver thing isn't all that it's cracked up to be - I'll tell you that!" "If it's not the Falun Gong thing, it's Jamie Graham or safe-injection sites! Just one thing after [...]
"Okay - I want to get back out there and defuse defuse DEFUSE!" It was the same every time the Lions and the Bombers met.
"You know - There's not much your Federal Government can do about billboards at the approach to Vancouver bridges." "After all - They will be built on native land and it's there to do with as they [...]
"Can you BELIEVE this? We get here two hours before flight time, dispose of our pop, orange juice and bottled water, and we're STILL not ready to board!" "Maybe you should try the Tilt-a-whirl Roger..."