Norris, Len

"... and while the government may see fit to cut legal aid budgets, may it never be said that the ladies auxiliary of the Prisoner's Aid Society failed ..."
"The lad's confused. He got marked A-plus on those new written exam questions, and now they've marked the questions D-minus."
"Stirling, I've never complained about the way you like the furniture arranged because you're a bus driver ... but that old T-shirt and jeans when we have company ..."
Russian President Yuri Andropov has died and Western diplomats speculate that his successor will be ...
"Never mind the wolves in the forest ... what about the one at my door?"
"Fortunately there are some MPs, writers, even cartoonists not intimidated and afraid to speak up on the revenue minister's crude tax-collecting methods."
"... and I hope you have included in your repertoire a strong statement against the government's muzzle law on political advertising."
"NOW they talk of easy divorce ... at the last game of the football season."
"You dated it 1983."
"... Those batteries have run down, my batteries have run down, daddy's batteries have run down, and it would make my day if your batteries would run down."
"Despite the intentions stated in the throne speech, what we have in your case is a very strong argument for extra billing."
"I'm seeking an educational toy capable of compensating for any job action adversely affecting Grade 2 ..."
"Rodney expects this event to rival the other great 'Restoration period' in the history books."
"... on the list for your next Nobel Peace Prize ... that's it ... two n's, two t's, initial B as in Bill ..."
"A classic case of your wife not understanding, sir ... you're at the Socred convention and she's at the Solidarity protest rally."
"Lots of junk mail, but not the one you're expecting from the government urging you to switch the heating to electricity or wood or camel dung."
"I'm not worried on Roger's account ... him having the kind of face that looks like it's already been dismissed."
"Off they go ... blissfully unaware of tight budgets, pupil-teacher ratios, and their mother's ecsatic sighs of relief."
"Shhhh ... I'm a high-priced Socred government public relations expert charged with explaining policy to the public ..."
"It all started when I set out to insist on tenure ...."
"George ... did you lead Mother to believe they would soon be testing to see if some missile could get as far as our street from Horseneck, Alberta?"
"Mind you, Newton has derived enormous encouragement from his government's $2 billion largess to our other aircraft builders."
"... I know, tower, but one of the Regan kids wants to talk to you ..."
"Last time they feared being overthrown it was the War Measures Act and now the opinion polls show we Tories threatening ..."
"I told the Local Media Watch squad they're not likely to get the National Hockey League to rename them linespersons during the third period of a semi-final ..."