Norris, Len

"So he didn't graduate today ... if he gets a job as a provincial employee, he can continue his studies indefinitely."
"I think Roger is drastically reducing his credit card interest rates ..."
"I'll say this for Mr. Levesque ... he's got our undivided attention."
"In the spirit of the times ... we would like our tickets to Quebec on the family plan."
" Can you imagine ... I've had to become a silent partner."
Don't relax, Khomeini ... this bird hates to lose.
"On behalf of ... the people of Cana ... da would you ... give us a defin ... ative state ... ment on our ... foreign policy?"
"... this button controls volume, this one eliminates frequent coarse language, this one blacks out occasional suggestive scenes ..."
"I understand the last one got nine months ... but this one is a habitual."
"Since they have appointed a government commission to monitor Hydro increases now we can abandon our quest for cheaper alternative fuel."
"What will it prove ... with the politicans out here giving us a week of fog."
"Your oil's down about a wossitsname ... do you want to know the price or are you voting Trudeau?"
"It's got to where an election promise that doesn't have at least eight naughts after it isn't drawing his usual rude expletive."
"We must build a bomb shelter, Sidney ... to protect our gold and silver."
"Do you get the feeling of wondering where we're heading in the new decade?"
"No concern of ours ... Roger says we use litres."
"... dare I hope that you are not counted among the 60,000 civil servants slated for dismissal."
"Sorry about your letter being a bit crumpled ... the postman said insufficient postage and I said it's two weeks late ..."
"Hello, CRTC? ... Don't go away feeling badly. Just go away."
"Excellent ... next year we will again not put any chemicals in the tank for our massive bugworm spray program."
"... and whereas the CBC deems you culturally deprived slob, unable to appreciate the quality of our programs, it has, by CRTC authority, removed the need to discuss the matter further ..."
"It's somewhat incoherent ... but the gist is dollar-a-bottle rum and hardly any clothes needed in Jamaica or Tahiti."
"I can always tell when Sidney finds their pre-election bribes wanting ..."
"Honey ... the consensus is that Mr. Trudeau won't appreciate your quick method of eliminating that $2 billion worth of bureaucratic waste."
"I'm bugged, under surveillance, and I think someone steamed open my get well cards ... and guess who's in charge of this place now."