Norris, Len

"As I interpret the expression, Rodney is indicating a fundamental difference of opinion with Mr. Coutts ..."
"... you'd show more concern if your career was built on popping out of cakes."
"Would it brighten your day if I told you MacEachen has hinted at modifications to his devastating budget in the coming weeks?"
"I preface my requests by informing you that my father is in government and talk of restraint and lowering expectations will not necessarily inhibit me ..."
"I fear this means the end of the company water cooler as our trysting place."
"We should form an association, hold rallies with placards on stout sticks decrying violence ..."
"Why would anyone object to a simple cooking lesson on using a soupcon instead of a haphazard dash of ..."
"All right ... following the example of our governments we've formed a cartel. Oil, uranium, taxes, and money are taken, so what does that leave us?"
"Madam ... could we have your thoughts on the Supreme Court constitution decisions?..Madam?..or you, sir?..Sir?..or madam?.."
"Actually we have no trouble keeping track of 1981 as the year Ethel got a job with the post office and I retired ..."
"An understandable mistake, ma'am ... actually I clean up messes, they ..."
"Guess what ... as of now the mail is back to normal."
"I'm sure only the failure of his free postal service prevents your MP from dropping you a thank you note for his nice fat raise ...."
"The question is ... do we continue to urge a fast settlement?"
"It's the awful suspense ... waiting to see if we accept their ransom demands."
"... It's not so much the new legislation as this strange sunshine making it so hard for him to stay pure white."
"The government man says in our case we're one of the lucky ones who took advantage of their foam insulation program."
"Frankly, I preferred you when you were too steeped in apathy to be a joiner."
"Ethel ... it seems governments have every right to expropriate our land if they feel like it."
"I think sending Mr. Trudeau a little reminder note about inflation and interest rates is thoughtful of you ... but do you know which is his office window?"
"You're lucky with your timing ... we're holding off our strike while we settle a moot point with the Labor Relations Committee."
"Good news. Both the horoscope and BCMA are not favorable for birthdays occurring May 14, 15, and 16 ..."
"We can all take comfort that medical science will continue to grapple with the mystery of the common cold and medicare fee negotiation ..."
"Sir, I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage deduction ..."
"If I'm paying some Hollywood directors to jazz up my public servants ..."