Norris, Len

"Think of the good side ... he has learned new words like hocus-pocus, bombast, balderdash, twaddle, and rant ..."
"No it's not, I'm afraid, a standing ovation ... it's Rodney not trusting himself to put his credibility gap into words in mixed company."
"Henry ... political opinion polls do not require your fully detailed analytical replies ..."
"Show me humble citizens with democratic rights to freely elect their leaders and I'll show you a land without potholes."
"Four times drummed out of our P-TA meetings ... you could be the natural candidate they're looking for to fill Vander Zalm's spot."
"Tell me you plan further great work, Ethel ... a new card, stick, lettering pen ..."
"... and never mind the Bishops' economic theories. You address me as Father ... not Brother."
"Just today ... a spring pruning."
"Phelps thinks it must be a new cuss word ... vander something."
"Lady, you've got a problem ... oil glut."
"Just a simple Instamatic actually ... I'm supposed to be at the Conservative convention.
"George was just rejoicing at our good fortune when the income tax forms fell through our letter slot ..."
"Little you seem to appreciate Mr. Fox and Mr. Meisel worrying and fretting to preserve your morality."
"Get something good going in a town and next thing you know the market's flooded ..."
"As we anticipated ... the Emperor has just made his Mercedes sports car a Senator."
"... and to you, Sir, another giant of the forest, felled from the wilderness to give succor to our fair land's prime industry ..."
"... I'm telling him the good news about the government's talk of pension reform and he turns his hearing aid off."
"If you lot are not getting mail delivered on your street, your postie is probably off sick ... have you thought of mailing him a get-well card?"
"Me too ... and they won't either."
"Won't do any good, Ethel ... Lalonde will most likely soap our windows anyway."
"If I thought Howard Cosell and the National Football League were standing round like this I'd feel better ..."
"You realise, if Trudeau does away with O.A.P.'s ... there go your special rates."
"... then just prior to announcing the shuffle, Trudeau comes and takes a gander at where I've put the names ..."
"... Wasn't it always six and half a dozen before they messed with this footling metrics?"
"Dear! Would this not be a propitious time to see if we qualify, direwise, for the government's new mortgage assistance plan?"