Norris, Len

"... and in this dream Premier Bennett was multiplying $5.50 by the total acreage of B.C. ..."
"... you expected a plain old business-like office maybe?"
"There goes their gimrack 6% guidelines again ..."
"I don't think your theory that Mr. Bennett only wants to make another loan to Quebec met with Rodney's approval ..."
"Isn't that nice ... Freddy has joined Women's Lib."
"... but few connosieurs shall pay lip service to the 'red shaving lotion with red meat and white shaving lotion with fish and fowl' rule ..."
"... and in appreciation, three cheers and a tiger for you folks helping to hold the cost of living index to 3.2 percent over the past 12 months ..."
"I didn't come to work today to answer silly questions like will the mail get delivered if the Post Office spends $50 million on a space satellite... "
"... simply to assure a page one picture when Rodney's appointment is announced."
"Hello ... government committee investigating truth in advertising? ... I want to report a product advertised as foolproof ..."
"... pity you missed the redeeming socail and literary merit but while you were getting popcorn."
"Oh Sidney ... let's celebrate Sea Festival Week like they suggest and take a sailor home to dinner."
"I've never seen women so marvelously, militantly independent ..."
"I'm going to miss the solitude of open space when they settle the construction dispute."
"Think of it as the price of freedom ... freedom of choice to be able to use either side of your income tax forms."
"She's alright, I guess ... a bit feminine."
"It's just the paper boy with another picture of Mayor What's his name."
"Bloke at the door's takin' a poll, 'enry ... wants to know did you lie to 'im when he called last week?"
"Never mind you losin' your favorite chair... I've got to work 24 hours for half a pound of stew beef."
"... have you thought of buying a little Japanese car and driving away from it all?"
"Boy ... what a year."
"A ticket! What happened to the demerit mark system?"
"It's getting harder to envy them their strikes, lockouts, stock investments, taxes and mortgage rates ..."
"I do hope Mr. Benson's latest fiddling with the dollar will not impose further strains on our tenuous relationships ..."
" ...and this one is a letter to the editor deploring postmen's wages... "