Norris, Len

[Happy New Year]
"Now I know why Trudeau wears funny hats ... they're for talking through ..."
"I know! I know! ... but you should know its bad luck to take 'em down afore twelth night."
"Underneath, ma'am I'm a clean shaven, crewcut, square, middle of the road, Santa."
"Nice office christmas tea party J.G. ... even at time and a half for overtime."
"I think it's a terrible shame ... all those poor sick bus drivers."
"... and since she's on the job every day, including Sundays, I think it would be a nice gesture to declare Myrtle a historic site ..."
"What's the point of them going to all this trouble if you won't put in for Senator, join the RCMP or run a crown corporation?"
"You must excuse Reginald ... he's staging a protest demonstration against the latest government move to stimulate the economy."
"Got to admit it confirms your pet theory ... ignore something and it will go away."
"Before accepting the job ... do you mind working for a company that is not majority-Canadian-owned?"
"What? ... only half-way through Young Canada Book Week and you're out of plain brown wrappers?"
"Our women and children can rest easier in the knowledge that the forces of Law and Order are finally taking the offensive ..."
"I reject the terms of the contract and call for future talks."
"Driver's licence, pink slip, department store charge cards, club memberships, bank credit card, auto association card, sick benefit card, social insurance card, U-drive card, gold handicap card, [...]
"This is the handsome, generous, big-hearted, versatile gentleman I raved to you about ... who said no the first time I called."
"... and his peanut, popcorn and seat cushion sales record should count for something."
"You look after them ... I wouldn't want Gaglardi to fire me if he found out."
"... and to allay your fears, we in elementary plumbing, at the present moment, should have little to fear from the Attorney General's ruling ..."
"You'd be out as a teacher ... but there's no mention of having to return Canada Council Grants."
"When he tells you you're 20 miles over the speed limit its no time to tell him his wage demand is 20% over the guideline ..."
"You must excuse Rodney ... he's on Survival Day plus 2."
"... The only thing that saved it was my reminding him it was fire prevention week."
"... naturally, we'll have to charge more for leaving it out to make up for charging you more to put it in ..."
"I think it's a great idea if it stops all these other cars cluttering up my streets."