Norris, Len

"City council likes your riot outfit suggestion, Finnegan ... but would like a week to mull over the molten lead bit."
"Young lady with the glasses, reads National Geographic ... says we must get out of Cambodia by June 30. Monsoons start, mud up to here, everything bogged down ..."
"A postcard from the Premier, says ...'My friends, having a wonderful time, wish you the same'."
"... and a chargey card for Freddie and a chargey card for Sissy ..."
"... don't you want to know what those occasional little sentences in italics mean?"
"Guess what ... Freddy has applied for our six week cooling off period under the marriage act."
"Then she said would I care to repeat the statement outside the house, and I said yes, and ..."
"Wait a minute ... how do I know you're bona fide thugs?"
"He had it put in our marriage contract ..."
"That slow! Why Sydney can anticipate a simply marvelous reduction in his insurance premium."
"Good grief ... there goes Stanley Park."
"Actually, I'm an artist ... do you happen to know of an island suitable for covering with broken glass."
"We're interested in your 'Oceans of Hot Water at Only $3.95 a Month'."
"Cinderella ... a deadbeat?"
"In keeping with the spirit of restraint we will try to manage without raising our interest rates and trust that you will manage without the loan ..."
"... it's only money."
"Of course officer ... now that you've explained that the Bill of Rights insists I have the right to incriminate myself."
"... and might I enquire when we plan to launch ourself into meeting the challenges, vicissitudes and come-what-may of the new decade?"
"We always drink and drive ..."
"You must bear with Reginald ... he's finished the Merry and hasn't yet reached the Happy."
"Know something Clarence? We did get the tags mixed."
Humbug? ... Some hum! ... Some bug!
"... are you the one who sent charge cards to me and my wife?"
"... so I'm spending all the money with the Queen's picture on it as fast as I can before they make it obsolete ..."
"So that's what the integrated armed services finally did with their surplus army greatcoats."