Norris, Len

"I'll tell you what they're doing ... making a nervous wreck out of me."

"... and I figgered, rather than go all the way back to the post office ..."

"Not to worry ... I'm sure I can think of 19 percent more chit-chat."

"... its vital to establish it's inhabited so we'll know whether to arm our first manned flight or not."

"How long can this go on Walter, before someone asks who cuts the meat that the meatcutters eat?"

"... and many of you will, I trust, recall the last election when I promised the moon ..."

"... the sea of tranquillity ... now there's a name that has to be out of this world."

"You've got to admit they're nice peaceful strikes ... no long-winded negotiations talk, no horsey bargaining on demands, no futile get-togethers about terms ..."

"... lets go somewhere else where we can get away from the everyday complications and tensions of the world ..."

"... the part that our Freddie finds incredible is the fact that when they get there they plan to go for a walk."

Opposition MPs furious over government efforts to limit debate

"I'd believe in miracles ... If I didn't know where he got it."

"It's just talk ... otherwise I'm sure Mr. Bennett would have mentioned it in his speech at the opening of his big power dam."

"Evidence has just come to light, men, that some person or persons unknown are pushing, peddling and passing illegal lottery tickets ..."

"... I think it's some sort of 'Good Life' fad that's going about."

"... how does one go about laying charges of disturbing the peace?"

"For someone to win, someone has to lose ... have you been congratulated by any government yet?"

No! No! To nasty corner pubs W.C.T.U. No! No! To nasty corner pubs B.C. Hotels Association "Marching along toooogether"

"... wonder if he'd let us make an adult movie this time?"

"I've worked it out ... if we avoid building a bank or an hotel, don't fly around the world, but buy a washing machine and drink fruit juice ... we might break even."

"... besides, if we went square we'd have to trade the lie-in and love-in for the walk out and lock out."

The End of the World by H Bomb fallout Germ warfare Pollution Population explosion Insecticides Traffic is Nigh So smoke Ropo Cigs 32 m.g. tar 2.7 m.g. nicotine

"Henry! d'you want to go in some kind of lucky lottery contest ... if you can answer the simple skill-testing questions?"

"A precautionary measure - in case I don't drive."