Peterson, Roy

"For pity's sake - pretend you don't enjoy it! Here comes Hugh Curtis!"

"Let our fingers do the picking through your pocketbook."

Gracie's Finger

"You know what alcohol can do to you - but do you know what alcohol can do to those around you?" - B.C. government advertisement

"... 1,200 kilometers per year ... on no gas at all ... but do we get so much as one per cent off the sales tax on our jogging shoes?"

"Look, it was practice ... I knew I was going to Ottawa ... I know they throw money away THERE without thinking ..."

"It appears to be another letter of resignation over the Dirty Tricks affair ... but the signature's been forged ..."

"... a number of questions have arisen over what is meant when we say Social Credit is a bottom line government ..."

"Well ... it's not exactly a tickertape welcome ..."

"He still talks of making a comeback ... but further up the coast ..."

"True, we won't know where we'll be going or what we'll be doing when we get there - so we should feel right at home, so to speak ..."

"1-2-3-4!" "October 1~2~3~"

"... However we figured if we could turn it into a tourist promotion gimmick, Victoria might supply us with adequate funds ..."

"It only makes sense, Wilma, if you invite even one tall ship to town you've got to expect tall sailors to sail it ..."

"Unfortunately we've failed again this year, bretheren. We must dare to fail harder next year ..."

["Sasquatch sighting claimed hoax"]

"Now that's initiative! I could use you the next time I go begging votes."

"All right so they're clown prosecutors not Crown prosecutors ... at least they say they'll work cheap ..."

"S'funny, nobody's claimed any of this Grizzly Valley stock yet ..."

"Ok! Ok! But remember, when we get to the roof of the legislature, I do the talking!"

ICBC 300% Rate Increase $147.3 Million Surplus

"Listen Doris, I know we're just ordinary Canadian home-buyers, but if it means finding adequate, reasonable-cost housing in Vancouver ... you're keeping the moustache on and we're seeking observer status at Habitat ..."

[Harold Wilson depicted as a wounded lion]

"Of course if this were still a socialist province you'd all be working for the government."