Peterson, Roy

"I don't care what the U.S. ambassador says, I love it when you thump your chest!"
Coming out of the debate, Paul realized that the Liberal party's election strategy could be sliding inexorable off-message. WILL WORK 4 DAYCARE, BEER AND POPCORN
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"Can you tell me if it's possible to put a new face on an entire political party before January 23rd?"
GEE-ESS-TEE REX Eats a constant seven-percent diet of Canadian taxpayer for breakfast, brunch, lunch, supper, dinner and in-betweensies. Eats small-business people for dessert. CONSERVATIVES Want to [...]
DEAL MADE TO ALLOW EX-CANAD CONRAD BLACK TO RE-ENTER CANADA FROM U.S. "Anything to declare?" "Not Guilty!"
Oh! Oh! Oh!
"Grey Cup fan?" "Federal voter."
Alberta Bound. DO NOT OPEN UNTIL WA-A-A-AY PAST CHRISTMAS!
" then I'd suggest that we have the ballot box placed about here "
"However, to show fiscal restraint, all B.C. MLAs are recycling the moneybags their outrageous pay increases came in." "Oink!"
At last, after endless months of extreme power walking, constant digital exercise, extended sessions of biographical research and memorization and, not to mention advanced calligraphy classes [...]
LIBERAL MINORITY GOVERNMENT "But what a great budget eh?"
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY "I don't really need your vote of confidence of course, as a Liberal I have natural entitlement."
A CANADIAN SOLDIER KNOWN ONLY UNTO GOD. Can You Spare a Moment to Remember?
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
"I'm not worried." "I am!"
TO THE CANADIAN TAXPAYER I.O.U. THE LIBERAL PARTY " ...and no more monkey business!"
"Look upon it not as a nuclear bomb " " look upon it as a religious statement!"
"Dang! Dingwall!"
EDIKASHUN IN B.C. "How do you spell illegal strike settlement'?" "In the past tense? Present imperfect tense? Or the future REALLY tense?"
" all-weather-taxpayer-subsidized running gear, low mileage, originally owned by a little old Liberal from Quebec City who only drove it to and from the Gomery Inquiry "
CANADA U.S. TRADE. CHINA
B.C. STOOPID R' US. THE HOUSE OF STOOPID. NOW ON STAGE!! JINNY SIMS AND MIKE DE JONG. HAPPY HOUR ALL THE TIME! "Beat it kids, adults only!"