Peterson, Roy

"... on the other hand, if we could build them under budget they wouldn't be called highways would they?"

"By the Sword of Socred!" "He-Ra's got the power! I'm the one with the brains!" Masters of Our Universe

The Last Ribbon

"Relax, it's when they legislate prayer rooms in their fancy new casinos that we have to worry."

"First time home buyer? Real estate tax? Let them buy castles!"

"If there are no hard feelings then ... we were wondering if you could market it for us?"

"I dunno Ernie, what do you want to do ...?"

"... waiting for Sinterklaas, says he was hired by the NDP ..." "YO! WILLIEZALM!"

"I think we're gaining ground ..."

"Right! Casinos and cheap beer for everybody!"

The Emperor's New Clothes "Style will be very important in this election ... having said that, I think you'll agree I've got it in spades."

"Adrift for days ... ex-cabinet ministers ... full confidence in new captain of ship - we - don't - know - the - name - of - ..."

[Bill Vander Zalm depicted with a shovel]

"Talk about a BOTTOM LINE eh Bud?" "Yeah, we're running B.C.and neither one of us has an elected seat!"

"Hi there! Skelly, NDP. Mind if I follow you down?"

"Of course you can't see the Expo financial statement, we're in a 'black hole' aren't we?"

Possibly the only living Socred who hasn't, as yet, held exploratory meetings with The Pez, The Top Twenty, or Expo Ernie - and/or declared his intention to run for election as Premier of British Columbia! "However, I do expect to clean up at the polls."

"It'll get much easier once I hit the grassroots level!"

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"Almost everyone seems pleased with the change. Except this guy ... he'd already invested heavily in Expo tickets for every Sunday until October 12th."

"First, I'd like you to shake hands with our new cabinet ministers ... but just shake hands, okay?"

"No! No! Not the election plans!"

Fine art you will never see at the Vancouver Art Gallery.