Harrop, Graham

"Mr.Campbell? Valerie MaClean.Did you know that..."
"They're building the athlete's village in your backyard."
"...And you say you got 100% of the vote. Mr.Hussein?"
To: Premier Gordon Campbell from a Taxpayer Valentine each time you're near Some little heart-shaped spots appear I sweat and shake me heart goes wild My pulse goes 'wack-o-nuts' (from mild) So [...]
"I support Campbell's cut-back measures one hundred percent." "I think the medical system is just fine. Nothing wrong with transit either." "Oh - and I'd like to see more Senators appointed!" "TAKE HIM AWAY!" Drunk Driving Road Block
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COURT HOUSE CLOSED HOSPITAL CLOSED PRISON CLOSED "All I said was: 'why do the Liberals call it open government'?"
"20,000 marching on Victoria." "Hordes of protesters sailing to the island." "Disgruntled voters in cars, cavalcades, chartered buses ... on ferries." "Humanity as far as they eye can see ... [...]
"I tell you - it wasn't easy getting into this new condo development here in False Creek!" "They told us they were all sold out but we wouldn't take 'no' for an answer." "We said - Look: we don't [...]
"That's not going to make the taxes go away and besides - we better make use of the lights before the rates go up."
"O.k. - time to set up our store's Christmas window display!" "This year we're going to do a scene from 'A Christmas Carol'." "Tiny Tim ... Bob Cratchit ... Jacob Marley and of course that miserly old skinflint ..." "Isn't that Gordon Campbell?" BAY
"CLONING! GENETIC ENGINEERING! Do you want me to tell you what went wrong with the experiments of 2001?" "I'm all ears." "Exactly."
"As winter comes, hibernation becomes very real." Grouse Grizzlies "Enough body fat is stored in summer to get him through to spring." "Once the food supply runs out, he will sleep through the winter." "So we've got to get him up."
"Announcing: a few dozen more Canadian ambassadors to Denmark!" "What the hell is going ON over there?"
"Well, no more trips to the moon." "Why?" "Gordon Campbell's promised it to voters."
"That's right, sir ... everything is operating normally at the hotel despite the strike." "Enjoy your stay."
"Too bad - they don't get to experience a very important segment of society." "Who's that?" "The cram de la cram."
"Joe Mathias coming up." "I never thought I'd see Joe give up a land claim."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "Somebody score?" "Cops coming."
The oil companies explain - Your Gas Dollar: Where it goes 7 Charts like these 29 'Washroom out of order' signs 11 Gas up CEO's SUV 23 New 'Speed-o-matic' price increaser 5 Complimentary [...]
"Mr. Hansen ... question about the medical register!" "It's still empty!" Gordon Campbell's cat "I know your little game!" "Ha?" "May 17, 2005" "What about it?" "That's a fixed date! You're having me fixed!" "It's an ELECTION date!" "You're VOTING on it?"
"Fan of the T.V. show?" "Still living in B.C."
"There! My 2001 income tax return mailed with MINUTES TO SPARE!" "That's the bank night deposit."
"Welcome to Vancouver - the best @!!* city in the whole @!!*$ world!" "Been watching 'The Osbournes' have we?"
"Mmm mmm good ... mmm mmm good ... that's what Campbell's group is ... mmm mmm good." "I understand the government hired an ad agency."