Harrop, Graham

"We've got more rain here than any other place in Canada!" "HAVE NOT! HAVE NOT! HAVE NOT!" B.C. WAS DEFINITELY A HAVE-NOT PROVINCE.
Sullivan and Green - the differences ... Sullivan Speaks Cantonese. Green Once tried Peking duck. Sullivan Would open the door to Wal-Mart. Green If loses, will open the door at Wal-Mart. Green Runs [...]
"But the main reason I regret taking my chauffeur to South America ..." "It was my hair stylist's turn!" MARTIN IS NOT PLEASED WITH PETTIGREW'S EXPLANATION
"People kept telling me - Leave the car at home ... take the bus and cut down on pollution' So finally I did just to get them off my BACK!" "I think you're supposed to wait for the driver."
"Hello - B.C. forest ranger station? It's Ottawa. Just to let you know we're still working on that pine beetle thing and we'll have an answer for you shortly." "Great! Oh - just one more thing ..." "Hurry."
"Mr. Mulroney? About the book. Just wondering if there's any hard feelings towards Mr. Newman?" "Naw." "I should have known I was being recorded. I agreed to it so it's fair play as far as I'm [...]
"At my dinner with the Chinese leader tonight, I want to stress the importance of trade with B.C." "I want the wine served in goblets made of softwood lumber and I want copper doilies." "I want the [...]
NDP Caucus "This is going to be a whole new session of the legislature! I have here a book on civility!" Carole James Playing Nice "GREAT! What else can we throw at them?"
Nominate Clark NPA "Christy, you've got years of experience as a cabinet minister, a crack team of campaign organizers and political clout to boot! How is Sam Sullivan going to top THAT?" Free Gas Vote Sam
"So far this year, Hoskins, you've had 186 cups of coffee, made 250 trips to the vending machine and scratched your head 97 times." DOWNSIDE OF WORKING FOR STATS CANADA.
"It says here that BBC foreign correspondent Michael Buerk made inflammatory remarks about the surging power of women in the world and the consequent tromping-upon of men." "Frankly, I'm too scared to comment."
"Premier Klein - somebody else wanting Alberta's money. If you comply, it'll put a huge strain on the province's treasury. You'd better speak to them. School Supplies "No."
"I should make another CD to raise a little cash. Naw! Let if flow, Leonard, let it flow ..." LEONARD KOAN
"Look! - In the background! Michaelle Jean and Angelina Jolie duking it out over Brad Pitt!" THE FLAP OVER JEAN'S SEPARATIST LEANINGS WOULD PALE IN COMPARISON
"... and it's looking partly cloudy for the long weekend, campers, and maybe extending into Tuesday." "Oh, great!" "Everything happens to me." "And now back to our reports from New Orleans."
"Not again." BANG AND OLUFSEN - THE EARLY YEARS
"They've replaced the slip covers on the lounge cushions!" SENATE REFORM
WOMEN'S DETENTION "Wouldn't it have been easier to tell the border guard that you had picked up a prescription in Vancouver, Hazel?" I got my drugs in Canada
P.M.'s Spokesperson "And the Prime Minister continues to defend the appointment of Michaelle Jean as Governor General at Rideau - or as it's now known ... Independence Hall."
"Good evening - the stock market crashed today!" "Panic and pandemonium reined supreme as the Dow quickly plummeted." "Vast fortunes have been lost and financial empires wiped out!" CBC lock-out "Are [...]
"The neighbours couldn't be nicer! Andrea's promised to look after the kids, Tom's lending you his lawnmower and Bob wants to pave our driveway." "So what happens when they find out it's not real?"
"We've done it AGAIN! This new cellphone allows parents to keep track of their kids and lets them know where they are at ALL TIMES!" WHERE ARE THE SOCKEYE "DFO on line one ..."
BERTUZZI BACK! "WOW! 44!" GRETZKY TO COACH "YES! 99!" GAS PRICES SOAR "AAAAGH! 1.08!"
"If I'm not Governor-General in two years, I'm outta here!" CBC
FOR LARRY CAMPBELL: A GUIDE TO THE SENATE WHAT TO EXPECT CITY HALL: FIGHTING CRIME "We need more police" SENATE: FIGHTING GRIME "Is there a smudge on my glasses?" CITY HALL: REPORT ON DRUGS "I want [...]