Harrop, Graham

"Give me your money!" "You see, George ... it's a lot simpler."
"Hello! it's me your Prime Minister! Warm! Wonderful! Charismatic!" "What a difference a day makes."
"Chief? It's O'Reilly, I've got one of them Gastown artists operating without a licence in PLAIN VIEW?" "Well, don't sit still for it." Your Portrait $5 "Are you listening?"
"Don't think of it as trolley-bus lines through the rose garden but rather ..." "Flowers by wire."
"Look - more logs going to Asia ...! A positive sign of B.C.'s economy." "Hope he finds work." Japan or Bust
"In other news ... a U.S. safety report has indicated that distracted drivers account for an alarming number of accidents." "This isn't the sports channel ..."
"Waiter! That man over there is SMOKING!"
BUNGEE JUMPING "How much without the bungee?" REALLY CHEAP PEOPLE
"Well - the price hikes didn't work - the warning labels didn't work - the pictures of diseased lungs didn't work ..."
"Final decision: the new SkyTrain route will be from here ..." "To here ... to here ..." "Any questions?"
Beating the bridge closures Some other ways of crossing Burrard Inlet ... Seabus (Absolutely no charge) Helium-filled air bra with stops on Grouse Mountain and Sears Tower Undersea walk Experience [...]
"Because of your performance, Mr. Clark, Premier Dosanjh is moving you to welfare." "I'm back in the CABINET?" "I don't think you understand."
"For the last time, Ujjal - I am NOT out to get you! Sit down and we'll talk about it!" "Isn't that Dosanjh?"
"They figured out a way to save the whole fare ... they're not going!"
"It's a survey on meddling mothers-in-law. Mom's filled it out for you and all you have to do is sign it."
"Well, time to get to work!" ALIENS IN THE SENATE.
"?" "Before I accept your proposal, do you mean: I love you' " "Or: ILove you'?"
New! Put your Picture on a Stamp! "It's her ex-husband and she'd like to cancel it herself."
"For heaven's sake...! It's STUFFED I tell you! - You can't get any MORE IN!" REGIS FULLBIN
"According to this - B.C. gets more UFO sightings than any other province!" "They want us to turn out the lights."
"Here boy ... taste the nice barbeque sauce on my finger!" DUNCES WITH WOLVES.
"Where is your limo?" ANOTHER SIGN THAT THE PRIME MINISTER IS LOSING TOUCH.
"Well, he was wrong - you didn't catch the virus from your computer." WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GET A SECOND OPINION.
"This is Ned Birthistle reporting from Gaza where one of the biggest stumbling blocks to peace was removed today ...!"
SENATE MPs PAIRED WITH WILDLIFE "WE'VE been paired with the grizzly bear." "Bold? Proud? Aggressive?" "Hibernates."