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Eventually, Elinor's department would come up with a quicker way of opening Canadians' mail "Boil dammit!"
Blood Supply "Sorry - we're all out - the Alliance Party just held another meeting."
Psychiatrists in Toyland. "Of course I'm all wound-up you idiot!"
Ace Scrap and Recycling "Ed - it's Gordon Wilson. What did we do with those old PDA signs?"
"Doman Industries is suing the government!" "GREAT! What else can we do to Campbell?"
"Watergate ... Travelgate ... Shawinigate ... can it get any worse?" "Yep." Lions Gate Closed
"Well, unlike a lot of people, I AM going to vote NDP." "I thought the Premier did remarkably well in the debate and I applaud his stance on the issues." "I find him dynamic, straightforward and the [...]
On the Buses with Ujjal and Gordon 9am Group of NDP MLA's break free and try to convince driver to take them to Fujian Province. 11am Dosangh bus stops to pick up UBC-bound passengers. Make enough [...]
"And I want you too stress the education thing " CAMPBELL FOR PREEMIER
Aquaculture "There you go ... your salmon farming kit -- any questions?" "How deep do you plant them?"
"HEY! What are you doing? -- you're not supposed to be BEGGING in the bank's LOBBY!" "Besides - we make enough on service charges."
"I feel so removed - so apart form everything. How can I feel like I belong?"
"Red Fox to Transit Union ... no more boats crossing Burrard Inlet with paying passengers!" "Return to base"
"DADDY! How can you say that there's no such thing as FREE SPEECH?"
50 "Figure skating?" "Canadian dollar."
"We're losing the Grizzlies ..." "We're losing the Symphony of Fire ..." "We're losing the Molson Indy ..." "And now we're losing the bus service." "What next?" "Are you going bald?"
"It's pronounced sashimi" "Not tsunami"
TELETUBBIES IN FITNESS SPECIAL "Don't ask."
"Gordon Campbell is acting more and more like a Premier." "He's already offered to resign."
The earthquake - what Vancouverites first thought ... Coffee just kicked in Delayed reaction to speech Nortel just hit bottom.
PREMIER'S TV ADDRESS "The Premier wants to speak to B.C. families." "Do they HAVE T.V. in Alberta?"
"Haven't seen a bus for AGES! What do they call the line again!" "Ghost Mountain Bus Service."
"Can you BELIEVE it? A last-minute plan to save the GRIZZLIES!" "#27 Ralph Klein."
"Ah. Hawaii! No more B.C. weather, traffic or POLITICS! This is the life!" Fantasy Gardens Maui "HOW'S THIS MISTER VANDER ZALM?"
"HEY! They're going to do a live T.V. broadcast of CHILDBIRTH! Isn't that EXCITING?" "No."