Harrop, Graham

"We decided to upgrade your computer."
Parks Board Office "It's not fair!" "You won't let us artists at Painter's Corner put price tags on our art work like you do at the concessions!" "Hot dogs ... popcorn ... chocolate bars ... they all [...]
It wasn't as if Wallace wasn't warned.
How You Can Make Spotted Owls Work For You ...
Tobin still wasn't sure how things worked in Ottawa. "I told you - as soon as the job of Prime Minister comes up we'll let you KNOW!"
Ottawa's ads were proving effective. "Oh - and I might as well get a licence while I'm here."
BUS STRIKE TIPS "Check to see if your transfer has expired." "Victoria's allowing 100 grizzly bears to be shot." "The NDP got out just in time." BANK "It's just until they see if their surveillance [...]
"Gord? It's Garde Gardom. About the firing of the head of ICBC " "It was a mistake, Lieutenant-Governor." "You know how it goes new government and all." EMPLOYMENT CANADA "Things happen." CABINET B.C. ATTORNEY GENERAL B.C. HYDRO EXECS
Surest way to get slapped on an airplane. "Excuse me ... are you 44D?"
NDP Caucus Room "The way I see it, Joy ... this only confirms the NDP's basic philosophy ..." "Everybody's left."
Bank robbers trying to make a little extra cash. "I understand you pay for news tips!"
Why the Prime Minister doesn't serve drinks at his Commons desk. "... and another thing ... your policy on health care shtinks!"
Xena - Worrier Princess. "Are they going to laugh at me in this get-up? What if my iron bra falls off? And where the heck did I leave my horse?"
Senate News New Senators Welcomed to Senate Chamber
Ed suddenly remembers that his garden hose is green, not black.
Diogenes put out his lamp far too soon. "Hot dog! This was easier than I thought."
The dangers of photography in the frozen north "Better check him, Nimluk ... It's been two days."
Why people in Elinor Caplan's office rarely take bathroom breaks. "How long were you out of the office? Did you buy anything? Will you be visiting a Canadian farm in the next fourteen days?"
Not expected to be hired. "Look at it this way - if I'm that bad at least your competition won't be trying to snatch me away."
MP's on vacation "I got a pay raise."
BYE AND SELL PHOTO RADAR VANS FOR SALE OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS! Easily converts to road-side fish and chip shop. Earn extra income ticketing cyclists, skateboarders, joggers! Comes equipped with [...]
Superman's threats to jump were never taken very seriously "I mean it! This time I'm really going to do it!"
Brian Tobin's War Chest. "And if I fire that one it's 'Bye bye Paul Martin.'"
Secret Service "Barbara ... Jenna ... Here's a couple of tall, cold ones - don't let the Prez know..."
"In just a few minutes we will be going live with our first televised cabinet meeting." "As B.C. Premier, I believe that it is our duty to get information out to the public." "However ..."