Harrop, Graham

"And if you DO get their attention, Elsie ... ask about the January White Sale."
"Now just a second, Bill ... the press release lists me as 'the cash-strapped Canadian cable guy.' What do you call THAT?" "Negative billing."
"Cutbacks or not we've got an emergency in South Surrey! Let's MOVE!" "Anybody seen the bus schedule?" RCMP DETACHMENT
"Your mother tells me that you've taken it upon yourself to help the School Board and that you got $150 for Diefenbaker Elementary."
"Sophie, dear you do promise not to bring embarrassment upon the Royal Family?" "Oh yes, Mum." "Fine. Will you have a talk with Philip?"
"And as your Premier, I can assure you that this second fast ferry will be put to good use!" "Everybody on?" B.C. GOVERNMENT MEETS HERE ARGENTINA OR BUST
"Some of you may have wondered why we use the word 'retreat'."
"Dale Lovick and his supporters are sitting in the first two rows! He's hollering: CRAZIES' and YAHOOS' and they've UNPLUGGED the SOUND SYSTEM!" "We should never have invited him to the Star Wars' prequel."
"... and that the City's policy on the destruction of heritage buildings be curtailed and/or reviewed forthwith, without hesitation, delay, or undue hindrance ..."
"The good news is that the economy is back on track. The bad news is ..." "There's a train coming ..."
"... and the main reason that the government won't be reading the speech from the throne ..." "We got 500 bucks for the throne."
THE PRIME MINISTER SUCCEEDS IN HAVING CONRAD BLACK'S SUIT THROWN OUT.
"Men are from Mars" "Women are from Venus." "My car's from Mercury." NOT QUITE IN THE GAME
"I just said it would have been nicer if they'd sent a cheque " B.C. GOVERNMENT CHARITY GAMING PROCEEDS REFUND PROGRAM
"Well, that's it. The Finance Minister has made his decision. I say we move on and provide more services." "Let's start with the banking machines." "Paul?"
Your Government declares: Small Business Weak "WEEK!"
PROPERTY TAX HIKE TO PAY FOR EXTRA POLICE "Remember phoning City Hall the other day and telling them to take a hike ?"
"Glen I promise! This time no mistakes no screw-ups, no foul-ups, no blunders" "You're on my foot."
Welcome to Iceland Keiko "His name's Brian Peckford and he wants the whale returned to B.C. to testify at an inquiry over some missing fish ..."
"False claims Phony receipts Fraudulent expenses " "We might have an opening." TAX AUDITOR
Further advice from the B.C. Photo Radar manual ... Camera pointed wrong way Camera upside down Officer still in bed Camera out of film Number clear - vehicle in doubt $400,000 speeding by and disappearing in distance
"Premier Clark ... judging from this jubilant crowd - your trip to Hollywood was a SUCCESS! - Can you tell us what you learned?" "I don't know where to begin ..."
"... and now a word from your authorized dealer!" "Hi"
SPACECRAFT TO PROVIDE LIVE VIDEO IMAGE OF EARTH SMALL FEATURES TO BE SHOWN "For one thing: It's not up there yet and for another they're not going to see anything worth watching in this bedroom anyway "
STOP U.S. CUSTOMS "Mind if our inspector checks your car for Beanie Babies ?"