Harrop, Graham

"When's Easter?"
"Will you quit complaining? You should be happy that St. Paul's found you a BED!" Home Furnishings: The Bay "Now - do you need anything brought in?"
"LOOK! Up in the SKY! It's a satellite!" "It's Santa!" "It's my Visa balance!"
"Brian Burke says people should stop looking at the Canucks as a hockey team." "Way ahead of him."
"Hello? NDP membership? A number of our people were signed up without their knowledge. I'd like to decline on their behalf." "Tell them thanks anyway." "I'll do that."
CONGRATULATIONS BILL "Don't ask questions just help your father take down the lights."
Note: B.C. Ferries will operate like a private business! - Premier "Premier Miller - our study shows that B.C. Ferries are ALREADY operating like a private business!" "Eatons."
Seattle Border: 25 miles "Mind you ... it takes all the guesswork out of where we're going to spend New Year's Eve."
"The next step is to get a SEAT!" B.C. REFORM FINANCES "Some tables and chairs might be nice, too!"
AIR CANNABIS THE AIR CANADA - NABISCO MERGER PROVED VERY, VERY POPULAR.
"It's the new panhandling meter ... and you've already said no.' "
"We were doing something naughty and I banged my head." KARMA SUTRA.
News Item: Scientists See Cats View of World for First Time
Parks Board "Can I get a comment on the Park Board's refusal to allow wider lanes on the Stanley Park causeway?" "Later. Someone's wedged in one of our hallways."
Save the Grizzlies "Mr. Abdur-Rahim said he'd love to help the Grizzlies and buy a season pass ... but HOW much did those tickets cost again?"
"Quick!! An explosion! Someone was talking on his cell phone at the gas station and ..." "The price went up."
Ye Olde Empress Hotel "... and on the odd chance that they ever DO discover we're still here, Gertrude, the tea will be cold and it'll be time for croquet. Anyway ..."
"I'm sorry. There's now a $100 fee to discourage frivolous candidates from running for Mayor. My advice to you ..." "Run for Premier."
"Mr. Chrtien, we expect to take over Nanoose Bay from B.C. this week." "Fine. We'll need to let them know that it is federal property!" "Isn't that the Prime Minister?"
"And I, along with the Prime Minister, will take immediate steps to ensure that the flow of illegal migrants to theses shores is immediately stopped." "Sorry, Elinor coming through."
"When he said: 'Anything to declare?' it wasn't the right time to voice your opinion on expanded Customs facilities at Peace Arch Park."
PREMIER MILLER "Alright, everybody our first cabinet meeting in half an hour!" "I'll get the knives."
"Having been approached by the Svend for Premier' committee, Mr. Robinson has decided to run." "He's at the border now."
"Will I be Premier?" "I'm afraid not Mr. Wilson ... not a chance." "Finished with the costume Mr. Dosanjh?"
"Repeating our top story: Immigration Canada has determined the mastermind behind the latest boatload of illegal immigrants."