Norris, Len

"Harry's very conscientious about his job ... like today he's having a study session."
Port of Vancouver DYING OF TERMINAL STUPIDITY No Visitors
B.C. Attorney General's Dept. ROAR YOU LIONS ROAR
"Before I bother getting up ... have a look, will you, and see if they've closed down the country."
"While they've been bandying about the theory of a cashless society about ... I've managed to put it into practice."
"I'll take them seriously when they call for smaller private heated swimming pools ..."
"Mind you ... the whole purpose behind a government green paper on immigration is to stimulate discussion ..."
"How can I figure the family budget if I don't know what to allow for the Montreal Olympics, Syncrude and Eileen Dailly's pupil-teacher ratio ...?"
"If it takes a million bucks' worth of stop-paddles and orange jackets just to get them across the road to school, imagine what teaching 'em to read and write would have cost."
"I think Freddie is remarkably clever ... he's been saying for a year, what the finance minister of Canada found out just yesterday."
"It sells for 89 cents ... but to alleviate the coin shortage due to the strike at the mint, we're charging an even dollar."
"If you must know ... we are researching the difference between authoritarianism, collegiality and mute bewilderism."
"The police answering service says they don't make house calls ..."
"Then I said to myself ... if there is one person who would know how to get that oil out of those tar sands ..."
"To tell you the truth I'd forgotten about all the running and jumping ... I thought of the Olympics as a lottery."
"... but if they've stopped making the root of all evil ..."
"Overstayed your Christmas leave and breaking back in ... d'you realize they could send you out there for life?"
"Of course ... why didn't I think of it before ... 'nagging wives made MPs seek 50-per-cent raise' ..."
"... bearing in mind, of course, that my statement on Dec. 31, 1974 was more or less a figure of speech."
"Fall in outside the man who's saying it's no longer a military secret that Canada's armed forces have 32,550 members above the rank of corporal ..."
"Don't tell me they got wind of our next pay demand!"
"... and for our part we stand ready and willing to accept tha sacrifice of doing our bit energywise by switching to daylight saving."
"I say we move with the times ... think multinational, retool and get into ration coupons."
"Just had a happy thought ... next month's cost of living can't help but go down."
"I accidentally glimsped what my wife is giving me ... now I can't afford what I got her."