Norris, Len

"... and you standing naked in front of the income tax office to protest government subsidizing everything with your money is just as futile ..."
"What bothers me is that Jack, Jane and Spot never mention inflation, labor-management problems, mortgage interest ..."
"Gosh, everyone seems to be out celebrating Labor Day ..."
"Did he say he had to rush off to Ottawa to get the country running ... or to keep running the country?"
"I like the way they brought incentive into the civil service ... the opportunity of a demotion to a $6,000 raise."
"With the possibility looming of our insurance being in tangled disarray ... aren't you luckly I did it now."
"... of course you heard the marvellous news of tying our pensions to our cost of living."
"Poor kid ... who won't they investigate next?"
"It's his fourth raise this month ... he's now assistant to the assistant associate assistant deputy minister."
"I can think of a better use for the third prong than an increase in the staff of the Food Prices Review Board ..."
"We might at least offer Point Roberts a place in the Commonwealth with its concomitant preferential privileges to the waters ..."
"The food markets have done it by mistake ... are you accusing the government of doing it by mistake?"
"Lucky for us we don't own a huge pot of gold ... it's the only thing on which the price is going down."
"African violets are out ... I'm into soybeans."
"Naturally, as your sitting member of Parliament, he will remain poised for the entire summer to return if necessary ..."
"You realize you could possibly qualify for high risk funds when the provincial governments take a more active role in our financial institutions ..."
"He's found another excuse ... it ruins his appetite."
"Next ... a national oath of allegiance to what they say."
"Pat ... did you cut the wire on our electric blanket?"
"... you've no idea how much he appreciated the government removing his sales tax from small clothing, soft drinks and candy ..."
"Now see here ... it's important that we pass on from son to father the secrets of campfire cooking, rubbing sticks together, keeping warm in the wilds ..."
"... must be planning to scrap it next month."
"Girls couldn't run that fast in our day ..."
"...he told his wife, 'let them eat beef'."
"... and to mark the occassion, they're issuing veiled threats to put the rates up next year."