Norris, Len

"... in seeking twenty-odd thou a year he feels obligated to elaborate a bit on the simple incision in a pork cutlet ..."

"... I do trust Robert Andras' house has a guest room."

"... his book of the month didn't arrive, he's been dropped from his pen pals club, the truant officer is after him on his correspondence course ... maybe showing him your stamp collection will cheer him up."

"Spaysgrubber, you handle our government advertising ... I have bad news for you ..."

"... as a matter of fact, the child Phelps' request for a three-year leave of absence to be home with his parents has merit ..."

"... but suppose it all works out and they don't demand the million dollars back that we won in the Olympic lottery."

"... you'd think, in this neighborhood, there'd be no rowdy neighbors with their wild parties every night..."

"Great Scot, Ethel! It says we're rich."

"By Jove ... that darn celsius does work."

"No doubt about it ... he's bare-faced."

"Miss Tyming ... bring me the file on price and wage control."

"That's enough of TV crime, sex and violence ... go play outside where there isn't any."

"He failed arithmetic again ... by golly, we've got the makings of a first-rate cabinet minister in the family."

"... my compliments to the headline writer."

"Called myself an MP ... Member of the Public ... gave myself a $10,600 tax-free allowance ... got nabbed for impersonating a politician."

"Isn't that simply marvelllous ... each province will be able to have at least two."

"All very well ... but when are we going to get around to the pupil-custodian maintenance ratio?"

"I was just thinking ... we are the only ones left who have never considered a withholding of services as an article of faith."

"... it missed a month of planes."

"Never mind what the economists say ... the neighbors are switching from flowers to vegetables."

"Granted, there are no logical or ethical reasons for many of the CIA's activities that have so far come to light ..."

"I'm really beginning to worry now ... they're starting to reach agreements."

"I told them about the birds and the bees ... you tell them about crossing picket lines."

"Blue collars are in this year because they're out and because they're out we can't get any in so we're out ..."