Norris, Len

"Isn't it surprising what suddenly having another mouth to feed will do ..."
"Simply put, one could say your tenure and sabbaticals are like winning the Olympic lottery ... you don't have to worry about getting fired for not going to work."
"... and Finnegan, you will stop referring to your 'cuffs as bracelets, your badge as a brooch and your holster as a purse."
"You're right ... we are out of paper."
CELEBRATING WITHHOLD LABOR DAY IS ... airing a grievance disbargaining in good faith not working to rule contemplating a study session booking off healthy considering consequences issuing a statement
"Oddly enough, Rodney thinks it a jolly good idea ... providing they rename it the Titanic."
"... even so, it does seem a rather harsh penalty for flouting ..."
"Actually, the major issue is catchup and parity ... with Bobby Orr."
"If the good Lord had intended you to swim ... He would have gathered a group of secret well-wishers to put up a couple of thou and build you a pool ..."
CLOSED - GONE VOTING
"Yes, indeed ... built a deep bomb shelter some time after ... can't remember just where we put it ... can you, Ethel? ... Ethel?"
"That's a long way to go to find our Brezhnev likes his poached ..."
"Highest paid policemen in Canada, standing about doing nothing ... you might at least jaywalk, Clarence."
"With me, the question of joining the union was academic ... I have tenure."
"I think what set him off again is Ottawa's latest promise that for another billion a year they'll guarantee his income is minimal ..."
"Now listen carefully, Leonov ... to fix that TV camera, first poke the sickle under the top lid and at the same time use the hammer to ..."
"Paul ... I must say it does tend to spite your face."
"Something about if we have the sacred right to withhold our labor and 'walk out' she has the sacred right to be a consumer and 'sit in' ..."
"It must be a comfort to know that any hint of a strike that could cause a shortage brings immediate response from Roger ..."
"First it was Santa Claus, then the stork, the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, the crusty roll, the Empire ... and finally Ann Landers."
"Would you hug a pickpocket?"
"It helps, listening to Cloudsley analyse the budget, to remember he is a weather forecaster by trade ..."
"... and nobody saluted."
"... they say if it turns out to be what they're looking for, we can either co-operate or they'll put our wishing well out of business ..."
"He should be ashamed of himself ... that's one of the government's more puny efforts."