Norris, Len

"... I gather it's some difference of opinion over what key they'll sing Peace on Earth in ..."
"S'me dear ... didn't hit a single police roadblock either."
"I say the sooner we get down to some serious muddlin' through the better."
"... and I'm proud that the British are still independent enough to manage their own disasters without having to rely on outsiders."
"If I were you I wouldn't turn the thermostat back up just on the strength of a deferred general election."
"I'm beginning to have a guilt complex just starting the engine ... and we haven't even got to a police sniffin' station."
"Say, why don't we put on dark glasses and a false moustache and take in a movie?"
"Mind if I sit a spell ... the Arabs, the politicians, the prices and my feet are killing me."
"The government's oil policy has so confused Albert that he doesn't know whether he's coming or going ... so he hasn't."
"It's our most sought-after gift cassette ... 18 minutes of h-m-m-m-m-m by the president fo the United States ..."
"Gosh, we've been practising conservation and restraint for all the wrong reasons ... poverty."
"What's the magic word today, Ali ...?"
"Be thankful we have such a generous government that gives you the shirt off your back ..."
"... So far so good. We know it's a government building ..."
"... then there's the one about the farmer's daughter ..."
"It's just Arthur's way of preparing the little ones to cope with the philosophies and trends of our governments ..."
"Just thought of something ... If we double the price and cut it off, we'll be losing twice as much ..."
"I say hold back ... any day our NDP government will acquire them with money from the Provincial Disaster Fund."
"Not bad ... but they won't make as much on endorsements as the winners of the World Series."
Vice President Nomination
"They're right ... the TV does give enought light to read by ..."
"Labor and management don't seem to like it ... I haven't heard anything yet from the other sector of the economy."
"A choice beat Finnegan ... maybe a few knife-wielding panhandlers, drug pushers, strong-arm molesters ... but not a single parking violation."
"... people's faces are green, grass is purple and it keeps running commercials telling us to use more gas ..."
"Brother principal? ... sister Figsby, teacher grade 2, sent me."