Norris, Len

Sorry Lot Full
"Shame!...when you think it's our Smythe's national game."
"See ... it's a myth."
"Forget it ... they're way over in France."
"... don't tell me you threw it out with the wrappings! ... It was a little blue card ... marked 'Guarantee'."
"... and I look to 1969 with faith and optimism, sure that intelligent, dedicated men can resolve their differences with wisdom and simple commonsense in the interests of world peace so that in the end a suitable shape for a table may be found ..."
Strip-mining? Ask the man on our street! "Simple. Enforce the replace divots rule." "If they steal my act, I sue." "Think of the poor wild animals - how can they live?" "Good riddance to beastly [...]
"No ... but, how was the good will to all men?"
We interrupt this cartoon to wish you a Merry Christmas
"... Have you given a thought to those brave astronauts who will soon be gliding silently and alone through the vast solitude of space?"
"Yesterday he tried to forget the rise in the prime interest rate ... today its the finance ministers fighting over his taxes ..."
"... all he said was 'how will we know?'"
"Mumps, Monday ... measles, Tuesday ...'flu, Wednesday ... what d'you suggest for Thursday?"
"One of the rare over-30 types I've found able to engage in meaningful dialogue ..."
"You think you have trouble getting a straight answer in plain English now ..."
"His excuse this time is he's against a takeover of the city administrator's building for a two year sit-in ..."
"On the contrary, I find it sound policy to work to rule from about now to Dec. 25 ..."
"... and what's their solution? Exactly the same as I've had all along."
"I tell you, if I wanted to be a jockey those little men wouldn't stop me."
"I see our buck established contact with the enemy ..."
"Great Scots! It's New Years ... what's happened to Christmas?"
"You are watching a fine example of the free democratic process in choosing a representative leader of a great people ... of course you can't understand it."
"What baffles me is why our premiums increased when Bennett got an extra $25 million from Ottawa medicare ..."
"... I haven't met a minister of finance you see eye-to-eye with yet."
"Pay no attention ... Sidney always cowers in a corner when the government brings in a budget."