Peterson, Roy

From his new position on the ship, Cap'n Stocky could keep a close watch for future mutinies
STALKING THE WILD CANADIANUS ALLIANCUS
NOR RESPONSIBLE FOR CONTENTS!
NO GAS MASKS, ROCKS OR SLINGSHOTS NEEDED. (Some assembly required.)
Once Ujjal realized he was going downhill, his race for second place seemed to pick up momentum.
CANADIAN ALLIANCE MPs! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT " and yet John Turner says I should cut MY MPs more slack "
"Having a neurotic nightmare about 79 Gordon Campbells in the B.C. Legislature isn't that unusual it's just that most people have nightmares about just ONE more Glen Clark, or just ONE more Moe Sihota, or just ONE more Dave Stupich in the legislature "
"Hmm The Shawinigan Symphony and Water Fountain Dancers ?" PM ANNOUNCES $500 MILLION ARTS PLAN TO REVIVE CULTURE IN CANADA
YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE LEADER YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE LEADER WHO? WHY?
VOTE NDP THE GREEN PARTY RECYCLE TODAY
"Tune in next week to find out who will be THE WEAKEST LINK!"
"Neither one of them has been elected to anything " " and yet they blame us for never voting."
THE NDP LEGACY "I see myself as David fight Goliath " Rock On!
With his helmet and earplugs on Ujjal could no longer hear the roar of the crowd
The Canadian Collective Memory Bank NO DEPOSIT NO WITHDRAWAL NO INTEREST "Who? Wha ? Huh?" "Shawinigate?" "Which Bozo DID I vote for?"
"We, of course, never apologize for any unidentified Chinese citizens found in a container off the coast of North America "
"It's Easter and someone is BURNING HOT CROSS buns in PRINCE GEORGE EVEN AS WE SPEAK!" And yet, after weeks of intensive sensitivity readjustment, the Multiculturalism Minister still lacked any credibility.
Kermode bears aside, eco-activists would face a far greater challenge saving other endangered species in B.C.
Though noted for their brilliant free fall performance, The High Flying Elvi (B.C. Chapter) lost many critical points because of their graceless exit strategy.
It was with a sinking feeling that Jean realized there were no sand traps at Grand-Mre, only sinkholes.
"We'll miss him." "Whoever he was, I thought he'd never leave." STATUS QUO CANADA INERTIA OTTAWA
HEDY FRY-ED KKK GET EM BY THE BUCKET OR BARREL! NOW! REGULAR OR EXTRA-KRISPY KROSSES! VALU-PAKKK SPECIAL NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN PRINCE GEORGE, B.C.
" and yet no one suspects MY impersonation of a prime minister." MP SUSPENDED OVER IMPERSONATION: STAND-IN APPEARS AS MP ON TALK SHOW
UNCLE UJJAL'S NEW OLD FASHIONED NDP STYLE EXTREME FUDGE (TRADITIONAL RECIPE) WITH UPDATES & NUTS! SAME GREAT FLAVOUR! SAVOUR IT AGAIN! BEST BEFORE 6/30/01
"Omigosh! Mad Cow? Foot and Mouth?" "Final stages of Budgetitus." TAX AND SPEND TAX AND SPEND TAX AND SPEND